Wotchas cunts. Checking in.
Something about sheds and dicks and snickers (they're marathons, ((i hate even typing 'snickers'))).
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Wotchas cunts. Checking in.
Something about sheds and dicks and snickers (they're marathons, ((i hate even typing 'snickers'))).
Ostentatious parentheses notwithstanding, I'm wopped.
FFS, a bit of warning the next time you go away for a fortnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Everything's gone tits up here; mulder's stopped watching telly, barbie renounced under-age secks and reject is displaying a semblance of humanity.
Sort 'em out, boyo.
I thort we had an understanding, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFFS, a bit of warning the next time you go away for a fortnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Everything's gone tits up here; mulder's stopped watching telly, barbie renounced under-age secks and reject is displaying a semblance of humanity.
Sort 'em out, boyo.
It's the epic 'good cunt, bad cunt' situationario to the max. I harsh em for 3 years, then you make them feel important for 3 years, then I harsh em again.
Sshh.
Indeed but you have to be a malevolent constant. They're getting uppity.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisI thort we had an understanding, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's the epic 'good cunt, bad cunt' situationario to the max. I harsh em for 3 years, then you make them feel important for 3 years, then I harsh em again.
Sshh.
I had to go grammar nazi on Mary today but I don't think she noticed.
Which was nice.
Btw, don't worry about the confidentiality. I'm pretty sure only me, you and a couple of our sock puppets actually read this thread :smilie4:
Squeamous's skewer of Mary Jane's Babbit is a keeper. Delicious.
Your good cop technique continues to unfold intricate delights.
I liked it too. I kid myself that I'm doing my bit by making up words like savantatious and referring to it as often as possible.
But it's really cus Mary is so clearly irked by her completely apt depiction.
Schadenfreude ftw :happy:
Silly boy, a lot less slips past my attention than you realize. You've got to up the ante before you can get me to uncup my die.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Another cock to cock *reference. Is her dick always lodged up with some type of shenanigans?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
*skewering (among male genitalia): When the smaller cock is inserted into the urethra of a much larger cock. Also see: sheathing, french lettering, entombing, swaddling, log cabin investing, intruding, spiking, docking and finally, anchoring.