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my flatmates mum got back from holiday the other day and popped round to give him his present of incense (not to be confused with incest) and strangely enough, viagra - or more specifically, zenegra. I have no idea why, he seems to get more fanny than Always ultra.
perhaps she intends for us to sword fight??? :eyebrows:
/in other news, wurksup :emo:
Worksup :coffee:
I don't really understand much of what gets written here anymore. Has it always been like this, or am I just getting older :(
Blame it on the viagra, there isn't enough blood in your brain anymore to grasp the shining wit (that's a spoonerism), the blood is elsewhere......Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
sup, gankstarQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Maybe it's his step-mam and you know what they're like. Always using their cougar tits get what they want.
And by 'get what they want', I mean a bolt up their back entrance. Like all girls :smilie4:
It's Mary's fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
But just do what I do; if her post is two lines or less - read it. It'll probably be very funny.
If it's any more than that, just scroll past. To understand it requires being of a similar mind-set. And this is a very dark place indeed.
I tried it once and ended up staring at my monitor whilst making a keening noise most often associated with used-up Romanian child prostitutes.
It's just not worth it.
You make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Post less than two lines √Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Very funny √
Dark mind-set alluded to √
The subject is successfully pigeon-holed which means that the ongoing scientifical brain diagnosis is almost complete.
Onward with the fixing :01:
Post less than two lines XQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Attempted humor X
Ignored requests to leave subject remain broken √
Taught me how to make a neat check mark using math stuffs √
Edit: You should have said something like, getting to the "root" of the problem. Then you could put on some shades.
Too much maths has led us to this very predicament. I am loathe to authorise more.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyPost less than two lines XQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Attempted humor X
Ignored requests to leave subject remain broken √
Taught me how to make a neat check mark using math stuffs √
Edit: You should have said something like, getting to the "root" of the problem. Then you could put on some shades.
That time I asked you to solve the geek joke and you couldn't has clearly perpetuated the problem.
You see, I feel partly responsible. We'll be done as soon as I've integrated you such that you can converse with functioning humans.