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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Wait, hold on again. Original error in 2057. I was right the first time about being wrong the first time.
Orite. I was looking at 2062.
The one in the quote in 2066 :eyebrows:
Don't get angry with me, you caused me to make the same mistake. Then I had to retract a retraction. In fact, this whole page can be wiped from the internets. Well, symbolically speaking, this "page" being nothing more than an evil hellspawn of a series of database entries.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
You know poems don't have to rhyme.
I know nothing about poetry.
It seems like you do though, gaylord.
When it comes down to it
poetry is just formatting
-keepin' it real
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
More highbrow?
No googling involved......
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan, a stately pleasuredome decree,
Where Aiph the sacred river ran, through caverns meaureless to man,
Down to a sunless sea.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
No googling involved......
Must be why you misspelled Ealing
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
More highbrow?
No googling involved......
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan, a stately pleasuredome decree,
Where Aiph the sacred river ran, through caverns meaureless to man,
Down to a sunless sea.
That is much less gay. I've nothing against pish.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
No googling involved......
Must be why you misspelled Ealing
No that is because I currently suffering from a severe lack of sleep myself, it's 4:05 a.m. here and I'm still wide awake this happens to me alot too fuck it all....
I have a merkin limmerick for you though lets see if I get the speeling right
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
As he wiped of his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"
Did I spell Nantucket right? :blink:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
There once was a man from Xanadu
The story was he had to poo
A river ran through him
Eroding his rectum
Now you should avoid stall # 2.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by arty
No that is because I currently suffering from a severe lack of sleep myself, it's 4:05 a.m. here and I'm still wide awake this happens to me alot too fuck it all....
It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
As he wiped of his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"
Did I spell Nantucket right? :blink:
*off
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.
Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse. :idunno:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
manker
It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.
Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse. :idunno:
Well, a lot of your argument tends to disappear if it's a much younger horse :naughty:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
manker
It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.
Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse. :idunno:
I just meant like messing around with rather than coitus.
But, yeah. It's not the mouth it comes out of, it's mind it goes into :smilie4:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.
Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse. :idunno:
Well, a lot of your argument tends to disappear if it's a much younger horse :naughty:
Nah...... I tried, but I've got nothing :idunno:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Well, a lot of your argument tends to disappear if it's a much younger horse :naughty:
Nah...... I tried, but I've got nothing :idunno:
Well, if you're not going to try, why dream of centaurs?
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.
Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse. :idunno:
I just meant like messing around with rather than coitus.
But, yeah. It's not the mouth it comes out of, it's mind it goes into :smilie4:
For me it was a hilarious image I had several other tactical scenarios as well but they weren't as droll, but then there really are people out there that do weird shit to animals and we have even been on the receiving end and it cost us a great deal of money and time.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
but then there really are people out there that do weird shit to animals and we have even been on the receiving end and it cost us a great deal of money and time.
I got a little lost on your wording. Are you saying beastality people have sex with you guys or that the animals have sex with you guys?
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
but then there really are people out there that do weird shit to animals and we have even been on the receiving end and it cost us a great deal of money and time.
I got a little lost on your wording. Are you saying beastality people have sex with you guys or that the animals have sex with you guys?
We used to have a helper who had very odd fetish with a very odd fetish even by your standards mary, a new low if you will, suffice to say it was animals, more specifically our pregnant female horses in particular (and others in the general area he was very fickle with his affections). The expensive part about the whole thing is that his fetish involved aborting foals (I'm definitely not going any further than that in public if you need to know specifics pm me or not....) but it took a long and expensive time to discover after which we were calmly informed by the police of his previous convictions for similar offences ranging over many years.......
Our lovely criminal system these days spends far more time protecting the rights of someone once they have been convicted, and very little time on the victims. This was the third time this pattern of offending had been allowed to occur over years.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Something Else
Haha.
Haha:smilie4:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
We used to have a helper who had very odd fetish with a very odd fetish even by your standards mary, a new low if you will, suffice to say it was animals, more specifically our pregnant female horses in particular (and others in the general area he was very fickle with his affections). The expensive part about the whole thing is that his fetish involved aborting foals (I'm definitely not going any further than that in public if you need to know specifics pm me or not....) but it took a long and expensive time to discover after which we were calmly informed by the police of his previous convictions for similar offences ranging over many years.......
Our lovely criminal system these days spends far more time protecting the rights of someone once they have been convicted, and very little time on the victims. This was the third time this pattern of offending had been allowed to occur over years.
Kevorkian OB/Gyn DVM
If he wasn't fucking or jacking off on the fetuses, then I'd say it was more a hobby than a fetish.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
We used to have a helper who had very odd fetish with a very odd fetish even by your standards mary, a new low if you will, suffice to say it was animals, more specifically our pregnant female horses in particular (and others in the general area he was very fickle with his affections). The expensive part about the whole thing is that his fetish involved aborting foals (I'm definitely not going any further than that in public if you need to know specifics pm me or not....) but it took a long and expensive time to discover after which we were calmly informed by the police of his previous convictions for similar offences ranging over many years.......
Our lovely criminal system these days spends far more time protecting the rights of someone once they have been convicted, and very little time on the victims. This was the third time this pattern of offending had been allowed to occur over years.
Kevorkian OB/Gyn DVM
If he wasn't fucking or jacking off on the fetuses, then I'd say it was more a hobby than a fetish.
It was definitely a fetish (well more than one). :yup:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by
Something Else
Haha.
Haha:smilie4:
We're all Geordies now :smilie4:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
I got a little lost on your wording. Are you saying beastality people have sex with you guys or that the animals have sex with you guys?
We used to have a helper who had very odd fetish with a very odd fetish even by your standards mary, a new low if you will, suffice to say it was animals, more specifically our pregnant female horses in particular (and others in the general area he was very fickle with his affections). The expensive part about the whole thing is that his fetish involved aborting foals (I'm definitely not going any further than that in public if you need to know specifics pm me or not....) but it took a long and expensive time to discover after which we were calmly informed by the police of his previous convictions for similar offences ranging over many years.......
Our lovely criminal system these days spends far more time protecting the rights of someone once they have been convicted, and very little time on the victims. This was the third time this pattern of offending had been allowed to occur over years.
I've just spent a couple of minutes looking at and then re-reading the words, I think I've filled in the blanks and so decided it's the most depraved thing I've ever seen alluded to.
jebus
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
We used to have a helper who had very odd fetish with a very odd fetish even by your standards mary, a new low if you will, suffice to say it was animals, more specifically our pregnant female horses in particular (and others in the general area he was very fickle with his affections). The expensive part about the whole thing is that his fetish involved aborting foals (I'm definitely not going any further than that in public if you need to know specifics pm me or not....) but it took a long and expensive time to discover after which we were calmly informed by the police of his previous convictions for similar offences ranging over many years.......
Our lovely criminal system these days spends far more time protecting the rights of someone once they have been convicted, and very little time on the victims. This was the third time this pattern of offending had been allowed to occur over years.
I've just spent a couple of minutes looking at and then re-reading the words, I think I've filled in the blanks and so decided it's the most depraved thing I've ever seen alluded to.
jebus
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I'm usually a tentative fan of depraved, I just don't think it would be my cup of tea in this instance.
I can just imagine Arty coming home from work and his wife going; 'Hey, I haven't seen shifty steve for a while, did you sack him or something?' and Art being all; 'Yeah well he was prematurely delivering foals and then sticking his cawk into their still twitching prone form. I'd already given him a written warning for sticking carrots up his arse so he had to go'.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm usually a tentative fan of depraved, I just don't think it would be my cup of tea in this instance.
I can just imagine Arty coming home from work and his wife going; 'Hey, I haven't seen shifty steve for a while, did you sack him or something?' and Art being all; 'Yeah well he was prematurely delivering foals and then sticking his cawk into their still twitching prone form. I'd already given him a written warning for sticking carrots up his arse so he had to go'.
So here we are yet again, at a place where I'm not sure how I got myself into..... I can see the light at the top of the hole I have dug for myself this time. At this point manker, I can leave it as a lurid imagining, we can carry on that way, or I can color in the picture for you.....have you got alot of black crayons? :blink:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
I've just spent a couple of minutes looking at and then re-reading the words, I think I've filled in the blanks and so decided it's the most depraved thing I've ever seen alluded to.
jebus
Poor Art is so distraught over it, he can't help but be elusive and allusive while describing it.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
I've just spent a couple of minutes looking at and then re-reading the words, I think I've filled in the blanks and so decided it's the most depraved thing I've ever seen alluded to.
jebus
Poor Art is so distraught over it, he can't help but be elusive and allusive while describing it.
No it's just fucking gross, I'm giving fair warning is all, last call ladies and gentlemen. If there is a twisted need to know I will oblige, just dont go ffs afterwards..... you were warned.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Poor Art is so distraught over it, he can't help but be elusive and allusive while describing it.
No it's just fucking gross, I'm giving fair warning is all, last call ladies and gentlemen. If there is a twisted need to know I will oblige, just dont go ffs afterwards..... you were warned.
Do it. Do it. Come on, do it.
Put it in a spoiler for dramatic effect.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Do it like a strawberry chewit.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm usually a tentative fan of depraved, I just don't think it would be my cup of tea in this instance.
I can just imagine Arty coming home from work and his wife going; 'Hey, I haven't seen shifty steve for a while, did you sack him or something?' and Art being all; 'Yeah well he was prematurely delivering foals and then sticking his cawk into their still twitching prone form. I'd already given him a written warning for sticking carrots up his arse so he had to go'.
So here we are yet again, at a place where I'm not sure how I got myself into..... I can see the light at the top of the hole I have dug for myself this time. At this point manker, I can leave it as a lurid imagining, we can carry on that way, or I can color in the picture for you.....have you got alot of black crayons? :blink:
Yeah. Colour it in, think of the text which will appear on your screen just prior to posting as a piece of charcoal with which you will daub the macabre details onto the sinewy fibres of our collective existence.
I was going to ask you in PM but I'd feel better reading it in this, a much less claustrophobic environment.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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manker
I was going to ask you in PM but I'd feel better reading it in this, a much less claustrophobic environment.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that dislikes the PM system. It takes too many steps to manage a message, and my sent folder is a cluttered mess.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
I was going to ask you in PM but I'd feel better reading it in this, a much less claustrophobic environment.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that dislikes the PM system. It takes too many steps to manage a message, and my sent folder is a cluttered mess.
I dislike it for that reason and that I like talking to lots of people at the same time. It's more efficient. Also that there is a limit on the amount of PMs you can store. 250 is shite.
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ffs, arty. how long does it take to write about sticking an aubergine into a horses vagina.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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mjmacky
I'm glad I'm not the only one that dislikes the PM system. It takes too many steps to manage a message, and my sent folder is a cluttered mess.
I dislike it for that reason and that I like talking to lots of people at the same time. It's more efficient. Also that there is a limit on the amount of PMs you can store. 250 is shite.
I downloaded the XML of all my PMs. Comes to a whopping 250 kB for using ~65 % of my space. So basically, each user's box will take up a whopping 400 kB of space if filled. That's totally bastard math, but still, can't be far off. That's the size of one of my attachments.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Yeah but that's the size of the XML, it's stored as ... html maybe ... in the server's database. This means we're no closer to determining the actual size of your box.
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I've got a 500 pm storage limit. That's only because you get bumped up upon admission to that secret part of the board nobody posts in. True story.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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ziggyjuarez
Know any exercise apps?i got. Zombie, run!
Ps:it's awsome
In Teas, they've got Mexican, Run! and, Border, RUN!!!
Somebody should make apps like those. GREAT cardio workouts from what I've heard...
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
I dislike it for that reason and that I like talking to lots of people at the same time. It's more efficient. Also that there is a limit on the amount of PMs you can store. 250 is shite.
I downloaded the XML of all my PMs. Comes to a whopping 250 kB for using ~65 % of my space. So basically, each user's box will take up a whopping 400 kB of space if filled. That's totally bastard math, but still, can't be far off. That's the size of one of my attachments.
Quit bragging about the size of your attachments. :ermm:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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megabyteme
Quit bragging about the size of your attachments. :ermm:
I often feel they're oversized and wish they could be smaller.