this or that

Hornet (super ideally)

Mirage or Paper airplane?

Paper airplane

Squirt Gun or Water Balloons ?

Balloons (wide spread payload)

cluster or fragmentation?

cluster

.303 or .762?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FxMigHwciU

Torture or Bribe

bribe


semi skimmed or skimmed milk?

Semi (may as well have a bit of bad)

boring: HTML5 or PHP

html5

flowers or shrubbery?

Shubbery

We demand a "shubbery".... Monty Python at best


Reamer or Die (yes that would of lost 99% already)

reamer


spectacles or laser surgery?