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Transformers = TERRORISTS!!!11!1 :o
that presenter, the black burd - she could have at least dressed the part, she's on the telly ffs! she should be dressed properly for the occasion :snooty:
also i like fox as they do family guy, i had no idea they did the news as well :rod:
/ off to staples office supplies to buy some cardboard boxes :geek: ...local supermarket wont give me any for free, don't they know i move out in just over a week ffs! <_<
fucking jamie oliver loving cunts shit on my balls SHOVE FUCKING CAT PISS UP THEIR FUCKING ARSE HOLES!!!!!11!1!!!!11
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Nevar before have i witnessed such raceuallistic profiling on the interwebs, why don't you just m$paint in an even steven too you homophobe! :no:
Anyone seen The A-Team yet? Airport scene was hilarious!
Went down to the creek today, it's fucking full with water and raging currents if you go further down it. QLD floods <3
Funny how the bitch of a Government expects to bring the budget up to surplus with her idiotic spending, according to a few news sources the bill for the floods is going to be in the Billions.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Just got into the TV show "Community".
You must not read my posts very closely, cos I did an even better one last week!1Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5keXyw67t4M
Apparently she doesn't do drugs :wacko:
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Bo, fun fact: That new disney movie, Tangled, has shitloads of frying pan-related violence. Had they put in but one Bob Hoskins, it had been awesome.
It also has Chuck doing the voice for one of the main characters, but watevar.
haha, all moviefillums should have frying pan violence and bob hoskins.
Ask me how drunk I am. Well I'll tell you. Not as drunk as I should be.
It's a well known fact that the older you get, the more you can drink.
I've been drinking vodka and lucozade since 9 this morning. Many, many bongs into the mix.
Don't feel drunk. True story. Feel a wee be stoned and hungry.
drink some more then, obviousment.
Don't mind if I fucking do, like.
not a jot.
Have you given up all hope of this prison knocker abouter nonsense now, Bo?
Or have you let this woman destroy you completely.
The stock JP response of 'yes' in this case is unacceptable. As is 'no', like.
I left the jawb a month ago, just before moving back up to newcastle.
I'm currently doing feck all and living off the monies I got paid for the leave I hadn't taken.
That's a bit fucked, mete.
You got valuable experience there in a jawb many other fuckers wouldn't touch with a surgical glove, like. You really should make the best of it.
I bet you've got loads of fucked up stories. Put them out, you cunt.
I have indeed:smilie4:
some of them are from that jawb too, like.
Wot's the worstest thing wot happened in the jail to the max?
All I've got at home is like pain killers and chocolates with liqour inside :(Quote:
Originally Posted by cunt
You posh bastard.
I feel sorry for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeAll I've got at home is like pain killers and chocolates with liqour inside :(Quote:
Originally Posted by cunt
You posh bastard.
Yeah, well, you're still a cunt.
You knows it. :smilie4:
Happy birthday by the way.
Cheers mate. Congrats on the old/new jawb by the way.
Whether it's something to congratulate me on is debatable, but thanks. It's money at least.
Money I'm spending like there's no tomorrow :smilie4:
I missed newcastle beat sunderland 5-1 cause I was on nights that week.Quote:
Originally Posted by cunt
Also, I had to take a knife out of someone's arm
Oh and make someone give me a phone and charger that was up his arse.
Aw, fuckballs. I'm out of new Blue Mountain State and Community-episodes now. Now I'm out of tv-shows to watch altogether. I've hardly got anything left that's watchable.
You didn't use it to phone the ambulance did you :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI missed newcastle beat sunderland 5-1 cause I was on nights that week.Quote:
Originally Posted by cunt
Also, I had to take a knife out of someone's arm
Oh and make someone give me a phone and charger that was up his arse.
Fan-fucking-tastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI missed newcastle beat sunderland 5-1 cause I was on nights that week.Quote:
Originally Posted by cunt
Also, I had to take a knife out of someone's arm
Oh and make someone give me a phone and charger that was up his arse.
There was a hell of a lot more stuff than that, like.
Do wot mouldy says. Watch The Wire from start to end. When you're done with that, watch The Corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Best show ever. After serious consideration, like. The Wire that is. I means it.
I'm kind of impressed someone got both phone and charger up in there, btw. Not something I wanna try, but sort of an accomplishment, still.
This wasn't one of your ghey little euro plugs either:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Bit too highbrow for me atm, but thanks for the tip.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuntDo wot mouldy says. Watch The Wire from start to end. When you're done with that, watch The Corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Best show ever. After serious consideration, like. The Wire that is. I means it.
Right now stupid merkin stuff full of things like cheerleaders and tits rules the field.
Btw, Mulder: Blue Mountain State - check it out. You might like it. Tits, mang.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeBit too highbrow for me atm, but thanks for the tip.Quote:
Originally Posted by cunt
Right now stupid merkin stuff full of things like cheerleaders and tits rules the field.