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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
I've got a 500 pm storage limit. That's only because you get bumped up upon admission to that secret part of the board nobody posts in. True story.
I'm actually quite offended that I was never invited there. Okay so I didn't post at all on fst from its inception til it died an inglorious death. But still. That extra PM space would have been lovely.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
Yeah but that's the size of the XML, it's stored as ... html maybe ... in the server's database. This means we're no closer to determining the actual size of your box.
Not html, these pages are generated on demand using whatever they use here as it is called from database entries. I imagine the XML would be similarly represent the amount of space it takes up in the database.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
chavis
I've got a 500 pm storage limit. That's only because you get bumped up upon admission to that secret part of the board nobody posts in. True story.
I'm actually quite offended that I was never invited there. Okay so I didn't post at all on fst from its inception til it died an inglorious death. But still. That extra PM space would have been lovely.
:emo:
You missed fuck all, mate. It was shite. It was only good for harshing Detale.
What I'd like to know is if MBM's storage limit reverted after he flounced off the wank section. And if not, why not.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
No it's just fucking gross, I'm giving fair warning is all, last call ladies and gentlemen. If there is a twisted need to know I will oblige, just dont go ffs afterwards..... you were warned.
Do it. Do it. Come on, do it.
Put it in a spoiler for dramatic effect.
I keep forgetting just what a sick twist you are, thanks for reminding me again.... good point on the spoiler though. :ninja:
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This is actually yet another situation I got to figure out in reverse. What puzzled us over a period of more than two years was our mares were aborting late term, in the third trimester. The most bizarre incident being we had gone to an auction and specifically purchased a stationbred mare 6 months in foal. She aborted within 5 days of being on our property a fine fully formed steel grey colt foal. We had previously been frustrated, but after this incident became highly suspicious, this was no accident, it could not be put down to feed, change of diet isn't going to affect a mare's condition that fast.
We were shocked, we had spend alot of money on bloodstock and lost it in 5 days, but this wasn't an isolated incident in fact over that season and the next we lost a total of 7 foals and the 2 that were born were on another property. This was a devastating financial loss to us in terms of the breeding program as well as the time and financial outlay. What confused us at the time too was the vet who checked the mares said that there was alot of mucus build up and scarring. Two of the mares were barren would never conceive again which was also at the time bizarre to us since they were young animals under 10 years of age in every case.
More and more our helper seemed to be the common link, someone, who I did not personally like but was one of my wifes 'wounded birds' charity cases that hang around and do odd jobs, in return for money/meals. I believed he was schizophrenic just from casual observation, there were some very obvious indicators, but then if he was under control then it shouldn't be a problem right....????????:swear:
(by under control I mean medicated), falling off the wagon is a common problem with schizophrenics.
Anyway before this turns into a life history I rapidly became more suspicious, we had a young Kaimanawa stallion (New Zealand Wild Horse) on the property that he had been told specifically to leave alone, and I checked the property at a time when I was not supposed to be there. I found him teasing the stallion up to two mares through the barbed wire fence, so if anything had gone wrong and either had tried to mount through the barbed wire then they were going to get cut up in the process, he didn't care, he was just there for the show (fetish 1 he luvved to see them fuck) well not on my property boyo :mad3:
So at that point I summarily ejected his skinny little ass from the property never to be seen again..... or so I thought......
A couple of weeks later the police rock up asking about ********* and whether we knew him 'why yes I know that cunt, occifer', I reply, to which I was informed that they were investigating cases of him interfering with horses at R.D.A. (Riding For Disabled) now how fucking sick is that and other farms to which we explained he had been around our place. They asked us if anything unusual had happened and we explained about the lost foals and then his history came out. He had been doing this for thirty years, the police know all about it, he inserts a foreign object (name your poison, in our case it was alkathene pipe from our irrigation system) into the pregnant mare to abort it if it is pregnant, because he likes to fuck horses, or watch horses fucking and pull his puddin' and if they are pregnant they can't fuck.
In a way I'm quite glad I found out all this AFTER I had flung his arse off the property, otherwise I could quite probably still be in prison.....
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm actually quite offended that I was never invited there. Okay so I didn't post at all on fst from its inception til it died an inglorious death. But still. That extra PM space would have been lovely.
:emo:
If you guys are talking about the trusted society or whatever, then I wasn't invited either. I would have been offended if I was accepted.
Why can't PM space level with the number of stars we get? I think the traders are the only ones probably pounding away at the inboxes anyway.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
Yeah but that's the size of the XML, it's stored as ... html maybe ... in the server's database. This means we're no closer to determining the actual size of your box.
Not html, these pages are generated on demand using whatever they use here as it is called from database entries. I imagine the XML would be similarly represent the amount of space it takes up in the database.
Well obviously they are created on demand and are different from what's stored because otherwise they wouldn't have to be created.
The amount of space would be similar, granted, but not identical. Which is why I made the assertion I did. It's becoming increasingly clear to me that you care not a jot for precision. It frankly saddens me.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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he inserts a foreign object (name your poison, in our case it was alkathene pipe from our irrigation system) into the pregnant mare to abort it if it is pregnant, because he likes to fuck , or watch horses fucking and if they are pregnant they can't fuck.
In a way I'm quite glad I found out all this AFTER I had flung his arse off the property, otherwise I could quite probably still be in prison.....
But was he specifically getting off, you know like spilling seed over it? It's a twisted voyeurism as I see it, but you didn't tell us if he was participating in any sexual way. Maybe that point should be left alone as you would have probably needed to Dave up to his home window to answer.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
With all the convenient sheep floating around New Zealand, it would take a true schizophrenic to go to the trouble of fucking a horse.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
Well obviously they are created on demand and are different from what's stored because otherwise they wouldn't have to be created.
The amount of space would be similar, granted, but not identical. Which is why I made the assertion I did. It's becoming increasingly clear to me that you care not a jot for precision. It frankly saddens me.
D-
Yeah but sampling 65 % of a total population is a pretty solid representation, from which you could extrapolate. That means I could expect my full PM box to utilize around 400 kB of space.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
With all the convenient sheep floating around New Zealand, it would take a true schizophrenic to go to the trouble of fucking a horse.
Art's spoiler was long, but the key part is at the end. The guy only liked to watch the horses fucking, which they wouldn't do if the mare's pregnant.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Proper punishment for the schizo is to have stallion fuck him while he's wrapped in barb wire and wearing a saddle. See if that gets him off.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm actually quite offended that I was never invited there. Okay so I didn't post at all on fst from its inception til it died an inglorious death. But still. That extra PM space would have been lovely.
:emo:
If you guys are talking about the trusted society or whatever, then I wasn't invited either. I would have been offended if I was accepted.
Why can't PM space level with the number of stars we get? I think the traders are the only ones probably pounding away at the inboxes anyway.
There used to be a trusted traders group too, but no one could be trusted :glag:
- True story it was called the TTG or Trusted Traders Group
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
chavis
With all the convenient sheep floating around New Zealand, it would take a true schizophrenic to go to the trouble of fucking a horse.
Art's spoiler was long, but the key part is at the end. The guy only liked to watch the horses fucking, which they wouldn't do if the mare's pregnant.
Yeah I got that, but according to the cops, he liked to fuck them too. Horses, not the cops.
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He had been doing this for thirty years, the police know all about it, he inserts a foreign object (name your poison, in our case it was alkathene pipe from our irrigation system) into the pregnant mare to abort it if it is pregnant, because he likes to fuck horses, or watch horses fucking and pull his puddin' and if they are pregnant they can't fuck.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm actually quite offended that I was never invited there. Okay so I didn't post at all on fst from its inception til it died an inglorious death. But still. That extra PM space would have been lovely.
:emo:
You missed fuck all, mate. It was shite. It was only good for harshing Detale.
What I'd like to know is if MBM's storage limit reverted after he flounced off the wank section. And if not, why not.
We may never know. They're just hiding the truth, mate. It's typical of the hate and bile they spew.
I only bring it up cus Dave's currently reporting me for bile spewing on the internets again. It's like the 20th time now.
He's there, right now, writing walls and walls of text that will never be read.
I expect him to come up with the complete works of Shakespeare eventually.
-Btw, Dave, I'm in a good mood so because I know you're hard of getting it and because I know you ardently read all of my words; that was me calling you a monkey-
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
ffs, arty. how long does it take to write about sticking an aubergine into a horses vagina.
Using this as my new sigy simply for the WTF factor for those who have no idea the context. :happy:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
With all the convenient sheep floating around New Zealand, it would take a true schizophrenic to go to the trouble of fucking a horse.
Ya think!!! and for the adventurous and more spritely Llamas are becoming more popular too. :blink:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
So the unborn baby horses were collateral damage in all of this :(
I hope Idol doesn't click your spoiler, Arty. It will send him on a frenzied revenge rampage to the antipodes. If you've seen Arnie in Commando, and I haven't, then you'll have some kind of idea of the carnage he will wreak upon your fair isle.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Yeah I got that, but according to the cops, he liked to fuck them too. Horses, not the cops.
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He had been doing this for thirty years, the police know all about it, he inserts a foreign object (name your poison, in our case it was alkathene pipe from our irrigation system) into the pregnant mare to abort it if it is pregnant, because he likes to fuck horses, or watch horses fucking and pull his puddin' and if they are pregnant they can't fuck.
Oh well the proof is in the puddin', I missed that part.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
manker
ffs, arty. how long does it take to write about sticking an aubergine into a horses vagina.
Using this as my new sigy simply for the WTF factor for those who have no idea of the context. :happy:
:lol:
Yeah, In this case the context is actually much worse than the allusion conjured up by the words.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
I'm actually quite offended that I was never invited there. Okay so I didn't post at all on fst from its inception til it died an inglorious death. But still. That extra PM space would have been lovely.
:emo:
You missed fuck all, mate. It was shite. It was only good for harshing Detale.
What I'd like to know is if MBM's storage limit reverted after he flounced off the wank section. And if not, why not.
It got reverted. The very morning I jumped out, the PM system kept insisting I was overfull and I had to move all the extras out. :(
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
manker
Well obviously they are created on demand and are different from what's stored because otherwise they wouldn't have to be created.
The amount of space would be similar, granted, but not identical. Which is why I made the assertion I did. It's becoming increasingly clear to me that you care not a jot for precision. It frankly saddens me.
D-
Yeah but sampling 65 % of a total population is a pretty solid representation, from which you could extrapolate. That means I could expect my full PM box to utilize around 400 kB of space.
'around'
:dry: :dry: :dry: :dry:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
chavis
You missed fuck all, mate. It was shite. It was only good for harshing Detale.
What I'd like to know is if MBM's storage limit reverted after he flounced off the wank section. And if not, why not.
It got reverted. The very morning I jumped out, the PM system kept insisting I was overfull and I had to move all the extras out. :(
That answers that, then. Thought about flouncing myself, but there's not a fucking chance of that now. Thanks for the warning, you martyred little guinea pig you.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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manker
I hope Idol doesn't click your spoiler, Arty. It will send him on a frenzied revenge rampage to the antipodes. If you've seen Arnie in Commando, and I haven't, then you'll have some kind of idea of the carnage he will wreak upon your fair isle.
I refuse to click on the spoiler as I figure no ensuing number of mental images of unicorns and baby seals could erase the horror from my mind.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
chavis
That answers that, then. Thought about flouncing myself, but there's not a fucking chance of that now. Thanks for the warning, you martyred little guinea pig you.
Perhaps the section criteria should be changed from "Trusted?" to "Who deserves more PM storage space?" :D
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
Yeah but sampling 65 % of a total population is a pretty solid representation, from which you could extrapolate. That means I could expect my full PM box to utilize around 400 kB of space.
'around'
:dry: :dry: :dry: :dry:
more or less
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Proper Bo
Haha:smilie4:
We're all Geordies now :smilie4:
fuck that, I'm happy with a europa league spot, we're not good enough to compete in the champions league anyway. 'mon the blues:smilie4:
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I will never listen to this song again in the same way. My innocence is gone. Patti Smith fucks Horses. She even admits it, the slag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKOULF922Rs
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
ziggyjuarez
I actually sat with both of my parents as they died,didn't wander off into the waiting room and feel no compulsion to create a Facebook page to get all teary on.
Every suffers loss,everyone live with a certain amount of regret .Only the young and very self involved think that it should matter to anyone else.
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The first fish here (the first five minutes) is probably one of the creepiest animals I've ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZejWhgxc50k
Every year a few drunks (and others) fall into the water in the amazon and end up being eaten by those. There's also another kind later on that's said to grow big enough to swallow a man whole, but it's the small ones that really creep me out.
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I love that series ^
Those little ones look worse than piranhas.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by
manker
We're all Geordies now :smilie4:
fuck that, I'm happy with a europa league spot, we're not good enough to compete in the champions league anyway. 'mon the blues:smilie4:
Let's go SportsCastle United.
Seems like the team don't agree with you and are only one point off third now ftfw.
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Maybe you could have comforted some people if you tried.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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ziggyjuarez
Maybe you could have comforted some people if you tried.
I'm sure that I could do a lot of things if I wanted to and it didn't involve the internet.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Proper Bo
fuck that, I'm happy with a europa league spot, we're not good enough to compete in the champions league anyway. 'mon the blues:smilie4:
Let's go SportsCastle United.
Seems like the team don't agree with you and are only one point off third now ftfw.
two more kwality goals from cisse, like.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by
manker
Let's go SportsCastle United.
Seems like the team don't agree with you and are only one point off third now ftfw.
two more kwality goals from cisse, like.
Lucky, innit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuQdnA2X_Y
:lookaroun
Also, that vid will prolly get banned from jewtube soon but whatevar.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
he scores when he wants:happy:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Samsung Galaxy S 3 officially announced this morn. They went from an already large 4.3" screen to now having a Super AMOLED 4.8" screen. I'm sure it's a beaut to look at but, that's too big to be comfortable I'm thinking.
16, 32, and 64GB... plus micro SD.
NFC. :01:
May 29th in Europe. A week or so later in the US.
Wireless charging. Interesting...
Huge screen, yet thinner than the iPhone 4S and lighter.
Voice activated everything, including waking the phone, and photos.
Sounds pretty orsum. Apple is really gonna have to step it up.
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Those Samsung's always feel too light and flimsy for me. That and the OS is a bit shite, but steadily improving.
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Voice activated anything can never understand me.
Racists :emo: