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I downloaded some old show called Undeclared cos it supposedly was similar to BMS. Ten minutes in I already hate the lead character, and it has Seth Rogen in it :dabs:
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Snee
I downloaded some old show called Undeclared cos it supposedly was similar to BMS. Ten minutes in I already hate the lead character, and it has Seth Rogen in it :dabs:
Yeah, I don't care about all that wank.
I do care, however, that it was a tragically short lived vehicle for Loudon Wainwright who played the main protagonist's neurotic, recently divorced dad.
The rest was wank. Grow up, mate.
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Was the survey done by the Vatican?
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Firefly + lemonade = win.
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Bit too highbrow for me atm, but thanks for the tip.
Right now stupid merkin stuff full of things like cheerleaders and tits rules the field.
Btw, Mulder: Blue Mountain State - check it out. You might like it. Tits, mang.
orly? i do quite enjoy tits, even more so when they're wimins ones.
Does it have west baltimore drug dealers innit? I'm all about the west baltimore drug dealers right now.
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Nupe. Just tits and morans.
It does have some black people in it, if that helps.
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So there's another of J-Dye's spambots posting.
Boooring.
Watching A Mighty Wind. It's kind of lulzy that Spinal Tap and The Folksmen are the same people.
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Blah blah. Cya next time around.
EDit: Did you really have to delete all his posts?
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It's taken j-die a whole week to think up a new user name:dabs:
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lets play what's that smell.
I'll start.
Is it the pile of unwashed pots and pans with smelly ethnic food stuck to them that my fat lazy spanish flatmate hasn't bothered to clean up or has someone's arse thrown up?
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Still pished. True story.
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I'm guessing it's the first, mulder?
Is the smell coming from the basement of my apartment building really an open sever-pipe, or it it just how the fat fucks pretending to work down there smell?
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What the fuck is a 'sever-pipe'?
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cunt
What the fuck is a 'sever-pipe'?
That's proably why it smells if the pipe's been severed:eyebrows:
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Sewer pipe, then.
Some times I do typos when I'm only half awake. Deal with it. Phonetically, there's no difference between w and v in my native tongue, you knoes.
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What the fuck is a 'sever-pipe'?
That's proably why it smells if the pipe's been severed:eyebrows:
Sever say sever again.
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Snee
Sewer pipe, then.
Some times I do typos when I'm only half awake. Deal with it. Phonetically, there's no difference between w and v in my native tongue, you knoes.
I knows it. I thought you'd come over all Germanic for a second or two, like.
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They didn't just sever it, they fucking drilled it open with a pneumatic drill, four weeks ago, like 7 in the morning.
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Right. Now I'll go visit some deeply religious relatives of mine.
Wearing this. I could do worse. But it's the most offensive clean one I have.
And one of them used to pretend to be a feminist, so it might be good for a laugh.
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why the cunting fuck aren't sky showing the newcastle match on the tellybox here yet I'm watching a stream of their broadcast being shown in a different country:dabs:
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1-0, motherflippers:smilie4:
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why the cunting fuck aren't sky showing the newcastle match on the tellybox here yet I'm watching a stream of their broadcast being shown in a different country:dabs:
Don't know, mate. What a bunch of cunts. Sky that is, like.
Newcastle too, obviousement.
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Obviousment.
In other news, I look like i've been having a half arsed attempt at blacking up. (polishing new boots, like)
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47800+ in the stadium of shite today, I bet that doesn't happy every week:lol:
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I'm getting drunk and wopped again. The missus is hating the fuck clean out of me.
She's got that trademark disgusted expression. And I'm pretending not to care.
Fascinating social disaster.
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I'd be getting wopped to the macs if it wasn't harder to get a hold of than rocking horse shit round here.
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I'd be getting wopped to the macs if it wasn't harder to get a hold of than rocking horse shit round here.
That's more than a wee bit wank.
My mate bought me a bong for Christmas and I've been other-worldly ever since.
If I could get you wopped out, I surely would mang.
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I know one person who can get it, like. She's at uni somewhere down south though:pinch:
should be back next weekend tho':smilie4:
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Need suggestions for new aviators.
Stalin, Jeremy Clarkson and Cheryl Cole spring immediately to mind.
Cunt is the best name in the universe.
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oh ffs, 94th minute equaliser
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full thyme, lols at the dirty mackems cheering a draw as if they'd won 5-1 or something else.
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Need suggestions for new aviators.
Stalin, Jeremy Clarkson and Cheryl Cole spring immediately to mind.
Cunt is the best name in the universe.
Simon Cowell. Any bloke who does cooking on telly, ever. Obama. Mao Tse Tung. Everyone with the last name Bush. The prophet mufasa or whatever the fuck they call him.
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On the subject of zealots as previously inferenced by snny...
I've got this mate wot's going out with this freak. They've been at it for six months and he still hasn't given her the message. This is a grown man, for fuck sake.
She is a contradiction. She's a pharmacist and a creationist all at the same time. How the fuck does that work? Silly fucking bint.
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/wurksup :emo:
One of our clients has major network aids, the super serial kind. Got to go over there right now. i am not a network admin, hope to fuck its something simple :mellow:
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47800+ in the stadium of shite today, I bet that doesn't happy every week:lol:
Not even every other week... :no:
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cunt
Need suggestions for new aviators.
Stalin, Jeremy Clarkson and Cheryl Cole spring immediately to mind.
Cunt is the best name in the universe.
Simon Cowell. Any bloke who does cooking on telly, ever. Obama. Mao Tse Tung. Everyone with the last name Bush. The prophet mufasa or whatever the fuck they call him.
Howard Hughes as portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Simon Cowell. Any bloke who does cooking on telly, ever. Obama. Mao Tse Tung. Everyone with the last name Bush. The prophet mufasa or whatever the fuck they call him.
Howard Hughes as portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.
The pope.