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Yet you still don't disclose the type of wanker, manker, tit for tat.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Au contraire, my hopes of a beacon of win emerging from the depths of the bored remain as high as eliciting a vestige of humanity from broken members such as your good self.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm just that kind of guy.
Disappointing as it may be, it's just your average common or garden human penis.
It looked a bit like a forearm to me with the tip replaced with your lobster claw but unmistakeably human, so I thought :unsure:
If you think that's garden variety, I'd recommend you a visit to the dermatologist... or urologist, I don't really know. Or maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
As for mine, it was the way I was holding it. Imagine shoving the side of your phone into the mouth of this:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5055/handpuppet.jpg
Then what happens? Hurry up you dirty bitch
Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Do you have any other super-powers?
He's got eyeballs on his wanking hand, does that count?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCrustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Do you have any other super-powers?
Yes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts :eyebrows:
My thighs are pale white, but my ball bag is tanner than any Mexican (cock only having your average Mexican tan). I used to ask if this was normal, but the responses I got were a mixed bag. I can't for the life of me recall ever exposing my balls to the sun, so I guess my other super-power is that my thighs emit UV light.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCrustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Do you have any other super-powers?
Mixed bag :lol:
During these dark months, your thighs could cure enervated enchantresses of their SAD.
It's worth thinking about as a sideline to the card-counting.
Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.
You're not alone, mackster.
You have almost sold eyes on the hand to me thereQuote:
Originally Posted by manker