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When you put it in that context, it sounds a bit rough. Also, I've never grown out the mustache without an accompanying beard, though the reverse is true. As if I've ever wanted to emulate Magnum Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's possibly the greatest masturbation euphemism I've ever come across.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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It actually looks like you grew a handle-bar moustache before letting the rest of your face hair grow.
I approve :smilie4:
Bear in mind that this is the first picture I've allowed to be taken of myself in the last ten years. I'm not even joking. Count yourselves honoured, youse cunts.
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You could have splurged and bought yourself a better camera. :blink:
It's the 14 year old's new ipod. Haven't figured out how to work it yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I am feeling the honour.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.
As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.
in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:
Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI am feeling the honour.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.
As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.
in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:
You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.
Why is it difficult, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisYeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?
Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.
I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'
Dunno mate, I'm fucking traumatised after that. I feel like I've been raped in the face by a load of beardy fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhy is it difficult, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?
Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.
I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'
Just don't like looking at myself. And I definitely don't want other people to look at me for longer than five seconds. I even have trouble with mirrors. I know that's not right, but I can't help it.
Didn't even appear in my sister's wedding phoaties, and I was giving her away, for fuck sake.
Yeah that is a bit weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisDunno mate, I'm fucking traumatised after that. I feel like I've been raped in the face by a load of beardy fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Just don't like looking at myself. And I definitely don't want other people to look at me for longer than five seconds. I even have trouble with mirrors. I know that's not right, but I can't help it.
Didn't even appear in my sister's wedding phoaties, and I was giving her away, for fuck sake.
This would normally be the time where I'd get all nosy and ask a shitload of difficult questions about it.
But I won't :wub:
Suffice is to say that Jim Watt wishes he looked as good as you with a beard.
Speaking of difficult questions, though.
I read the other day on my travels through this very thread that you don't go on family holidays any more.
How the fuck did you manage to swing that.
This summer I wanted to read and relax, you know, like what you're supposed to do on holiday. But no, it was all playing in the pool and going for 'nice walks' and paying for over-priced toasties :dry: