Yes, Allen, I know what a fucking scapula is.
I got mine broked a few years ago coming back from the pub. The x-rays were fucking horrendous. That's why I think it's broked again. It's the same shoulder blade, you monkey.
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Yes, Allen, I know what a fucking scapula is.
I got mine broked a few years ago coming back from the pub. The x-rays were fucking horrendous. That's why I think it's broked again. It's the same shoulder blade, you monkey.
ffs, if allen's info is correct(who cares if it is, he's a dick), then you've broken at least 198 other bones(I haven't googled boring facts, so I could be wrong).
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Originally Posted by callum
Wotcha Callum.
Nice to see that at least one person is carrying the harsh torch in this fucking ghost town these days.
back from date number 3 with debbie, it went win from what i can tell - we went and sat on the beach and had an ice cream then we went to see that dorian ghey film which i thought was going to be really shit but turned out to be just shit but she liked it, then we went for a chinese, then i got her back to mine - we watched that cube thing on the telly box, i got some tongue action, then she said she hadn't seen any of the new mock the week and i said o rly? they're on the iplayer, we could watch them on my little netbook so i got her on my bed and got some serious groping action ftw but then she said she had to go ....but i'll get her next time for sure :sneaky:
im gonna cook for her next and by cook for her i of course mean penis her.
and so after all that my bawls are currently the size of Russia so if you gents will excuse me... :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Cook spag bol for her. Burds love that shit. I once made a burd orgasm with a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese.
And I didn't even have to open the tin.
wat!? :o i can knock up proper spag bol in lyke 10 minutes!!!!111!1111!1 its fucking dolmio and everything!111 ...she's not gonna live through an epic seeing to like that :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceNoice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Cook spag bol for her. Burds love that shit. I once made a burd orgasm with a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese.
And I didn't even have to open the tin.
its like the other day, i banged out some sharwoods kung po sauce on to some chicken, skweeky ends up pregnant again!1 :no:
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Break her in gradually, mate.
Lead in with some Bachelor's Super Noodles (barbecue beef flavour) and she'll be creaming her keks in five minutes flat, like.
planage.
I'll even throw in a couple of blue nuns, she'll be frothing at the gash for it!1
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
(Pishflaps)
So, I got a bit of a tax return this past year and decided to consider it free money. I put it all in PokerStars and play at least once a week.
Just won $255 off some fuckface in a single hand. I'm up almost $500 for the night. :01:
Correction - $585! :O
That's like £7 or something I think.
wat!? :o seven pounds sterling would get you a tavern wench for the night with money left for a carriage ride home the next day!1
Stupid merkins. :no:
I need a slut to take a ride on my disco stick. :smilie4:
someone give me a second jawb, i need some moar monies so i can leave the country for a bit :sly:
I need a nanny.
just saw this fucked up video on facebook! this guy jumps off this stone edge into the sea on holiday so his mate trys it, jumps and bangs his head on the concrete dock below then they cut to the hospital/autopsy place and show his head cracked wide open and you see inside and stuff, its fucking horrible! I didn't even mean to watch it, i was trying to click on this guys name but got that video link instead, fucking disgusting it was! :cry:
how much? :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Daily sekcs and a weekly blowjob allowance :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderhow much? :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
^ lolz
told debbie i'd cook for her tomorrow night and we could "watch a dvd" and so she said 'k, then i said it probably would't finish till late so she might as well stay over then she said 'k!111111!11!1
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Unexpected.jpg
Make sure she washes up before sexy time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Patrick Swayze died. :no:
who? :unsure:
Keith Floyd :no:
Bah. I feel sick.
I once saw a man have a standoff with a car while holding a crowbar in his hand standing in the middle of the road. He was at least smart enough to tell bystanders to call the police. No idea what led to that particular state of affairs, but it was straight out of a shitty Rutger Hauer movie. Surreal as fuck. O_o
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(a polar bear's liver contains so much Vitamin A as to be poisonous to humans), or seals.
Animals never cease to make me laugh. :glag:
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Originally Posted by Alien5
That's not really that impressive Alan... a normal bit of liver contains 300% of the RDA of vitamin A for an average human.
In fact, pregnant women are not allowed to eat it for that reason, it can cause hypervitamination with birth defects as a result.