Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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Why do you think every country's emergency call system is idiotic enough to have different numbers to dial in an emergency? Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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Maybe it's the big American flag in the background. Just guessing... :unsure:

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Good point. Although the story is sooo American, it just doesn't seem like it would have happened anywhere else.

I hope the kid had the good sense to eat the pizza afterwards at least.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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Why do you think every country's emergency call system is idiotic enough to have different numbers to dial in an emergency? Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

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Speed dial, ftw.


-doobs :snooty:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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Canadian story: "I called 911, but first I dumped syrup on her face"
German story: "I called 911, but first I slapped her with my bratwurst"
Russian story: "I called 911, but first my brother fucked her"
Persian story: "I called 911, but first the Holocaust never happened"
British story: "I called 911, (unintelligible child blabber)"
African story: "I called 911, but first we buried her"
Japanese story: "I called 911, but first hehehehe"
Romanian story: "I called 911, but first I scammed someone"
Endor story: "I called 911, but first I shook her shoulder and looked all adorably sad"

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

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No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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Canadian story: "I called 911, but first I dumped syrup on her face"
German story: "I called 911, but first I slapped her with my bratwurst"
Russian story: "I called 911, but first my brother fucked her"
Persian story: "I called 911, but first the Holocaust never happened"
British story: "I called 911, (unintelligible child blabber)"
African story: "I called 911, but first we buried her"
Japanese story: "I called 911, but first hehehehe"
Romanian story: "I called 911, but first I scammed someone"
Endor story: "I called 911, but first I shook her shoulder and looked all adorably sad"

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East Indian story: "I called 911, and the man sitting next to me answered"

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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

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No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

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Seems harder to do that nowadays, with people hardly ever using the keypad to dial and so them being less accessible on newer phones.

Also, the emergency numbers would have been formulated back in the days of yore when everyone used a circular dial to input the number, for that reason I think 911 is superior to the UK version of 999, because it doesn't take so long to dial. Anyway, only a mentalist wouldn't recommend a sudden change to a different, more mobile friendly, number.

What number do you Sverigers use?

Sweden is the same as the bulk of the EU (112), which should work in the UK as well.

^ best

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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

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No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

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In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article...ices-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by ckrit

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

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In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article...ices-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

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You'd think with all the smartphones that this would go away? or is Canada a slow adoptor? :idunno:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by ckrit

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

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In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article...ices-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

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It's hard to argue with that sort of logic. Where's Godzilla when you need him.

I may be a horrible person for saying this but since I'm assuming that she didn't do it all in one long uninterrupted swoop, she didn't really complete the London Marathon.She did the equivalent distance to.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/ar...onic-suit?bn=1

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It's hard to argue with that sort of logic. Where's Godzilla when you need him.

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That's the worst part about Canada ,we don't have any good giant monsters.

It's still a hell of an achievement.

You really don't like Toronto do you?

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You really don't like Toronto do you?

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I don't know why he doesn't just move to somewhere like ... uh, where else is there in Canadia :unsure:

Calgary? They have a big stampede there. :blink:

Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls :smilie4:

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Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls :smilie4:

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No they don't.

But they speaka da lingo so they sound sexier.

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Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls :smilie4:

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No they don't.

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Give me a break.
I'm just trying to make Canadia sound appealing ffs.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I may be a horrible person for saying this but since I'm assuming that she didn't do it all in one long uninterrupted swoop, she didn't really complete the London Marathon.She did the equivalent distance to.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/ar...onic-suit?bn=1

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Maybe she's just rly rly slow.

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No they don't.

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Give me a break.
I'm just trying to make Canadia sound appealing ffs.

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Well let's see, they have moose, poutine and maple syrup.... ummmm anybody else?

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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That's not even a real country, ffs :fist:

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

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That's not even a real country, ffs :fist:

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We are the country. Just ask our government. Or don't, our foreign policy speaks for itself. Sorry, world. :sadwalk:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS2lURW4JSI

Made home made "Sweet & sour pork" with made made sauce yesterday.
Self props shit was good no joke.

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Self props shit was good no joke.

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What's that mean in English?

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Self props shit was good no joke.

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What's that mean in English?

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The lovingly prepared pork sword cleared out his backed up colon.

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The lovingly prepared pork sword cleared out his backed up colon.

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I figured as much.

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Made home made "Sweet & sour pork" with made made sauce yesterday.
Self props shit was good no joke.

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Squeams was PMing everyone that it was actually sweet & sour trailer park cat. I see a storm brewing for you, ziggy...

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Thanks.

Idol's reports <3

Idol: do something
manker: like wut
Idol: idk
manker: ima do this
Idol: that's shit
manker: what else could i do
Idol: cawk

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Idol's reports <3

Idol: do something
manker: like wut
Idol: idk
manker: ima do this
Idol: that's shit
manker: what else could i do
Idol: cawk

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Have you ever thought about a career in writing those Cliff Note books?

Btw I never think you as a cawk as that alludes to also having balls.




I'm joking.






More or less.








Sort of.







I sent you a friend request.:wub:




OK not really .

I don't know what they are and wiki wasn't the most helpful thing evar; 'The term "Cliff's Notes" has now come into modern usage as a generic noun for similar products, which used to be called ponies.'

:eyebrows:

However, if you think I've got talent in this area, I'll persevere with shortening stuff into stuff that makes me self-lol.
Which is pretty much what I intended, as luck would have it.

I always think it's wasted if I harsh bittards, but I'll do it if you send that friend request :smilie4:

I'll do it to the absolute max.