life hax ftw :smilie4:
up until the second world war, life was just xbawks
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Twenty to four.
I live near to Bethlehem .....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.
i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic
Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.
one of my favourite statistics evar is that 7% of americans believe that ice cream is the work of the devil
That's 20 million people.
Here's a little Christmas cheer for all from the Australian Bureau
of Statistics:
31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
Tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas
decorations they believed were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
incidents.
101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic
toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
:glag:
pretty sure i've just worked out what chavis looks like:smilie4: