Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by chavis

It's around about this time that one starts wondering whether manker crossed the pubicon with one of them hawt burds wot he was getting shitfaced yesterday, and hasn't made it home, or he's too ashamed to post or too delighted to post or some wondrous amalgam of everything I've just said.

He can't lose really, can he.

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Everyone drinks pints.
Was the answer to the question I asked myself of how can I remain more sober than a bunch of girls.

It didn't work out that way.
I was asked to leave McDonald's (of all places) for making a child cry. In all fairness, he did look like he'd had enough chips and I'd dropped mine.

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Nope. I guess I could ask on some snowboarding board (:smilie4:) but I'm sick of registering on websites due to Christmas shopping and I'd prolly just get a bunch of 'dude' and 'stoked' type comments. I can't really be arsed with any of that.

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Last time I went skiing I borrowed a pair from a mate, they were Dragon DX Goggles and were an iridescent shade of purple.
They stopped snow getting in my eyes, I didn't go blind and If I had to describe them using one three letter word, I would choose 'rad'.

Sorry if my review got too technical there.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Nope. I guess I could ask on some snowboarding board (:smilie4:) but I'm sick of registering on websites due to Christmas shopping and I'd prolly just get a bunch of 'dude' and 'stoked' type comments. I can't really be arsed with any of that.

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Last time I went skiing I borrowed a pair from a mate, they were Dragon DX Goggles and were an iridescent shade of purple.
They stopped snow getting in my eyes, I didn't go blind and If I had to describe them using one three letter word, I would choose 'rad'.

Sorry if my review got too technical there.

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Those appear to be cylindrical and not spherical. Not good enough. Perhaps I should have mentioned that. :ph34r:

Is there skiing in England or did you head south? :unsure:

wachya, slags :smilie4:

gonna go do all my krissmus shopping on my lunch break today as im sick and dangerous lyke that :eyebrows: then off out binge drinking tonight with some phit burds then getting a 5 hour coach up to the midlands tomorrow ....with the misses <_<

Done. 40 minutes in and out, just lyke secks :smilie4:

i even bought my self some new trainers, didn't even try them on. all of this would have taken a stoopid female an entire day. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Done. 40 minutes in and out, just lyke secks :smilie4:

i even bought my self some new trainers, didn't even try them on. all of this would have taken a stoopid female an entire day. :smilie4:

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you.fucking.rawk
Mind you do take too long at secks, wtf like 40 mins lolrofl noob

I only have to get stuff for teh missus, she got the pressies for everyone else so I'm going to do that in a minute. It's pissing down though, so she will understand that I could only go to indoor places which i think you young people of today call 'malls'.

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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Originally Posted by manker

Last time I went skiing I borrowed a pair from a mate, they were Dragon DX Goggles and were an iridescent shade of purple.
They stopped snow getting in my eyes, I didn't go blind and If I had to describe them using one three letter word, I would choose 'rad'.

Sorry if my review got too technical there.

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Those appear to be cylindrical and not spherical. Not good enough. Perhaps I should have mentioned that. :ph34r:

Is there skiing in England or did you head south? :unsure:

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I'm not English :dabs:

I went to Kitzbuhel in Austria where the skiers outnumber the snowboarders quite considerably.
Which was nice.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not English :dabs:

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Yes you are, we annexed your piss poor little state centuries ago.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not English :dabs:

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Yes you are, we annexed your piss poor little state centuries ago.

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Dewd, I know you're old enough to be the object of your desire's father.
But surely even you weren't around centuries ago.

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Originally Posted by manker

Dewd, I know you're old enough to be the object of your desire's father.
But surely even you weren't around centuries ago.

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:lol:

My wife is Welsh, you should have seen how much she enjoyed watching me supporting some small African state when they played against Wales... no sense of humour some people.