Hiho dudely barbs,just thought i'd drop in and check on the children loike :)
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Hiho dudely barbs,just thought i'd drop in and check on the children loike :)
Not alot happens round here anymore. I'm only here for mulder's blog. true story :pinch:
Glad to see Mr Mulder is still entertaining the masses,I do like his offbeat take on life.
My assplantation was weigh better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
7/10 know one or the other or both.Quote:
Originally Posted by tesco
5/10 know C++, so there must be 2/10 who DON'T know C++, only Java (7-5=2)
But 6/10 know Java so that must mean there are 4/10 who know both C++ and Java. (6-2=4)
So the answer is 2/5 (4/10)
'Sup bitches, just watching some kids shows with my friends kids. There are two gay guys (one emo and another chest waxer), and a hot chick playing suggestively with finger puppets :blink:.
How can anyone take these people seriously?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...leplaylogo.jpg
Fuckin' hell: http://ten.com.au/toasted-tv-kellyn-morris.htm :naughty: :O
Nothing on FTA TV, even if there is it's 6months old. You Americans get the retail before it even airs here.
It's terrible, just terrible. They can't even come up with their own ideas, they just copy challenges that the real top gear has already done, but with crappy american cars and crappy american presenters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
They don't do that to us. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
:hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
im moving to brighton tomorrow lyee, been in horesham all day doing cloud stuffs. its well boring. got tomorrow off to move though ftw :01: just been out with some m8s to say good bye, it was a pretty shit night by all accounts as im hhome alone before 1 and on the interwebs, we only went to spoons and a couple other places, stuck to kronenberg all night :dabs: how the fuck am i supposed to know how to set-up a faxmachine anyway its the yeah 2011 ffs, and i didn;t install the lines of course. so don't fucking complain to me when its patched in wrong <_<
/stealing the newish merkin dad, cleveland, bobs burgers and robot chicken but dunno if i'll still be awake when its finnished stealing :eyebrows:
My neighbor stole my cat, I need to get it back.
Top Gear AU is boring! Can't wait to see Top Gear JP and Top Gear IN.
Maybe you should build some huts and walk around in your underwear?Quote:
Originally Posted by tescoThey don't do that to us. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Justsayin' :shutup:
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Yeah? well probably...Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeMy assplantation was weigh better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
A better question would be how the fuck did the 3/10 people who don't know C++ or Java get a job in the programming team in the first place :idunno:
They were attractive females and banged the directing manager?
Just had Chinese for dinner on Australia Day!
Nothing better than talking to pissed cunts on bookface. <-- See what i did dere?
Barbie: They'll be the guys hired to maintain the old system written entirely in cobol and/or vb6. Or they just got in anyways. HR-departments consist of morons.
,Poopers swallow gag on shitsticks exhale yellow grossness
If you like gargle to it, you'll prolly puke atrocious.
I've hear they've got a sale on down at some greengrocers
Cum piddle widdle spittle should be kept away from eyes
The ones above your nose, youse dicks, not your asian.guys.
This has been a pubic service announcement brought to you by Mary Poppins, Dick Van Dyke Turner and your friendly neighbourhood insomniac.
wurksup, you filthy coackaroaches :dabs:
Reppin' facebook brah.
Got an email today from some dick in HR telling me I'd successfully enrolled in a one day course I completed six fucking months ago.
Just responded.
Quote:
Hi Michael,
it certainly is a bewildering relief to know that conscientious trailblazers like you are on board to refresh my faltering recollections of probably one of the most mundane squanderings of my already plummeting in value existence. What a glorious day that was. We were issued passes. To me, they felt like front row tickets for David Blaine genuinely being decapitated live on stage. A dream come true. Did you know they have buttons in lifts nowadays. It's true. You can even press them yourself. I had a swift 360 degree shifty for a negro elevator operator but I don't think they have them any more. Luckily I'm claustrophobic so I took the stairs. The seats in the seminar room were like ermine upholstered clouds. You've made it, kid was the gentle validation whispering in my ear as I spooned up with that sweet siren Sleep.
Woke up at lunchtime and the rest of the day was pretty wank. Fat people got in my way (more than twice) and the coffee machine was Thomas The Wank Engine. Get that sorted for me, there's a good chap.
Feel free to get back to me with more vacuous piffle I forgot about instantly as soon as occurred at your leisure.
Have you ever considered exploring a new career as a coma victim? I can really see it working out for you. You don't even have to remember to eat. Them's the perks.
I'm having a poetry competition with myself. The winner gets to shut the fuck up. I'm confident about this one but I could be perched on a nearby truthtop lining up a high-impact villinelle with my viper rifle. That's the kind of slippery cunt I am.
I'm not a whale.
I'm not a shark.
Kids get impaled
When I go to the park.
I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.
By now you are deducing
That my musings are so sad
It wasn't too amusing
When I disemboweled my dad.
Feeding time was Basra
Like blancmanges playing pool
Skidding on the plasma
Like that gun spree at that school.
I wish some heavy hitter
Would just clobber me today
He could use me to lift litter
And eat blubber all his days.
I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.
Just came home from work, got a few bottles of scotch as birthday gifts today, I don't even drink scotch :blink:.
Might go on a binge drink with some mates later on today... :ermm:
needs some .jpg's i think, there again im not robert charles montgomery mr burns or something else :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
In other news,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwccqhc8_5o
went out on the pish last night. started on treble vodkas, continued on treble vodkas, walked home, vomited.
overall, a decent night.
did you get any wimins to show you their cha'wholays? :smilie4:
I'm sorry, I don't speak urban:unsure:
their vagines, their poonaynays, vajayjays etc...
you gets me yeah?
Also, the greatest movie evar made evar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk
Was the choreographer from Shoot 'Em Up?
Nope, that was your mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
You're thinking of Shoot Up Em.
That's the ones.
Found it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Endhiran (2010)
http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/27/mo...on-movie-ever/
Available on Asiatorrents. Posted yesterday. :happy: