Have you "Done" Europe?

Oh I thought that was for the duty-free. :blink:

clocker, maybe I have an interesting offer..a sort souvenir...erm... would you be interested in acquiring the Eiffel Tower for in your back garden? It's going for asnip...only 50 million $

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The further North you go the sluttier they are...:(

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After experiencing the Janner girls first, ahem, hand - I can only assume that in Newcastle and above, they are absolutely fucking filthy :01:

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I tend to a avoid the local women mostly because I have a girlfriend now and partly because of the fear of catching "janner".:ph34r:

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Originally Posted by nigel123

clocker, maybe I have an interesting offer..a sort souvenir...erm... would you be interested in acquiring the Eiffel Tower for in your back garden? It's going for asnip...only 50 million $

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Does that include shipping?

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Originally Posted by clocker

I've recently had a revelation.
You see, when in England I don't recall ever seeing any females at all.

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So England renders your mind totally devoid of any visual recollection of the female form. Interesting.

Mayhap that's why there are so many benders living there.

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clocker, maybe I have an interesting offer..a sort souvenir...erm... would you be interested in acquiring the Eiffel Tower for in your back garden? It's going for asnip...only 50 million $

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Does that include shipping?

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yes it does...we ship you to Paris :)

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They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....

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Quite.

In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:

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It might convince even me to cross that channel. :naughty:

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Quite.

In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:

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It might convince even me to cross that channel. :naughty:

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What's French for slut?

slut

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It might convince even me to cross that channel. :naughty:

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What's French for slut?

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Guillaume, obviously.