A Poem

Oh, now I know who 'bendie-baby' is. She talks about you all the time but I had no Idea who it was! How stupid of me :( .

How about this:

I woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window sill

he sang a song so lovely
so carefree and so gay
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away

he sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun
it seemed his very trilling
brought up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
then gently shut the window
and crushed his fucking head

I am NOT a morning person :angry:

:lol:

that's great!!!!

It just reminded me of a hill-walking song i know;

I saw a bird
with a yellow bill
he landed on
my window sill
i caoxed him in
with a bit of cheeeez
and then i broke
his little knees!

There's thousands of verses cos you make them up as you go along! :D


PS yeah GM - that's Bendie-baby :) he doesn't have a choice in the matter!

A silly ode to cheese aka Cheeez

Cheeez is a food
preferred by most mice
They say cheeez is good
they think cheez is nice

On pizzas, in patties
or grated on top
of a nice jacket tattie
Or eat straight from the block

Edam and cheddar
Wensleydale and brie
But cheeez is much better
when it's "Buy one, get one free"

:lol:

Any post containing cheeez is a good post!

:)