they probebly die from all that oust you've been spraying :crazy:
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they probebly die from all that oust you've been spraying :crazy:
Midgies don't come inside the house funnily enough.
They prey on camp sites
exactly
You must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
:mellow:
/me will send you a bottle full of midgies
I thought he was saying that he shits into a cereal bowl which is half filled with water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoYou must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
It was the only explanation that made sense to me.
Who puts water on their cereal tho':blink:
Fair few people soften oats with water, instead of milk, if they're counting calories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Mulder told me.
pooves.
No idjit. If you sit on the toilet teh tip of the cawk will either touch the inside of the bowl (the inside curve part) or it curves a little less and is one of the shorter bowls, it can touch the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoYou must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
I wedge tissue as a buffer.:snooty: I don't wanna hold my cawk. I'm reading teh paper, stupid.
I fucking shudder anytime the tip of my cawk touches the water or bowl.
It makes me wanna take a vaccine, a regimen of antibiotics, and douse my cawk in hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, bleach, ammonia, witch hazel then light a match.