Stuff you're not supposed to like.

Man, standing in bar full of gorgeous women.

Man - I could have sex with any of these women.

Barman (scoffing) - How can you possibly say that.

Man - I'm a rapist.

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Originally Posted by manker

:glag: Jokes like this:



Q. How do you stop little children from playing in your yard?

A. Molest them.

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And this:

Hear about the black woman who had an abortion?

Crimestoppers sent her a £50 community action trust reward.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Smell of gasoline.

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I'm not sure you have quite got this :blink: ....

must be the fumes

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