Ive never been caught thank god
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Ive never been caught thank god
You're speaking from experience there, Lamsey??Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@21 October 2003 - 14:48
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.
And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.
:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
Yogi
Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in 'self-abuse'.
This is probably one of the defining reasons behind my member title...
:lol: :lol:Quote:
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.
And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.
Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat... :lol: :lol:
You mean you have a girlfriend??Quote:
Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in 'self-abuse'.
What's a happy position??
Indulging in self-abuse??
Abuse??
Who tought you how to wank, cos i think you must have had some bad experience there....., calling it abuse.....
I'm a 44 year-old hormonebomb, well provided by my girl, but i still find it quite
amusing to be gooood to myself once in a while(duh....), or twice, or, nahhh...
:P Yogi
:lol: where were they hidden, what were they?Quote:
Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat... :lol: :lol:
1) I have a girlfriend, yes.Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 15:35
1) You mean you have a girlfriend??
2) What's a happy position??
3) Abuse??
2) ;)
3) It's a phrase used over here in Scotland to describe the act of Bashing Your Bishop.
Well they where sorta hidden under my bed, not very well hidden i must admit...Quote:
where were they hidden, what were they?
there wos 8 mags if i remember right, i think most where Hustler, but there wos a a girls next door porn mag, and this 1 anal hardcore mag... i bet she thought i wos a right dirty bastard :lol:
Wow!Quote:
Bashing Your Bishop.
Never heard of that one!!
How many other nicknames do you guys know for Peeling Your Pope??
:lol: Yogi
"Going out with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"
"Indulging Oneself"
(one for Metrostars) "Tickling the Tiddler"