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Not counting the dinosaur, what would make it 32 million and one.
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Not counting the dinosaur, what would make it 32 million and one.
Amazing how many different shapes that one dinosaur had tho :unsure:
Re: The 'quote random bits out of the bible like frodobagginsex' game
Evolutionists would have it there were more than one species of dinosaur, what evolved in different places, under different conditions, in different times.
But they obviously haven't heard of extreme makeovers.
Re: The 'quote random bits out of the bible like frodobagginsex' game
See what confuses me is, if they took three sheeps what particular breed and how did they decide on it.
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See what confuses me is, if they took three sheeps what particular breed and how did they decide on it.
prettiest ones obviousment - they were in teh boat for several months.
Re: The 'quote random bits out of the bible like frodobagginsex' game
If you guys had paid attention to Dr. Dino's film clip you'd realize that ALL the "animals" of the world were put on the Ark in God's favorite form...the banana.
Easily stacked, resistant to rot and mirabile dictu!...no poop!
After 40 days Noah unpeeled them and inserted them into his mouth, thus rehydrating them to their animal shape.
The dinosaurs were carried in their ultimate form...barrels of crude oil.
This cut down on the carnage- always desirable on a cruise ship.
Given these facts, it's easy to see that the Ark didn't have to be of outlandish size, in fact, a relatively small CrisCraft equipped with an Evinrude would have sufficed.
I believe I have found the remains of the Ark docked in Tampa.
We're performing our scientific evaluation right now and early results show that it's approximately 4,400 years old which puts it in the correct time frame.
Hallelujah!
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clocker
If you guys had paid attention to Dr. Dino's film clip you'd realize that ALL the "animals" of the world were put on the Ark in God's favorite form...the banana.
Easily stacked, resistant to rot and mirabile dictu!...no poop!
After 40 days Noah unpeeled them and inserted them into his mouth, thus rehydrating them to their animal shape.
The dinosaurs were carried in their ultimate form...barrels of crude oil.
This cut down on the carnage- always desirable on a cruise ship.
Given these facts, it's easy to see that the Ark didn't have to be of outlandish size, in fact, a relatively small CrisCraft equipped with an Evinrude would have sufficed.
I believe I have found the remains of the Ark docked in Tampa.
We're performing our scientific evaluation right now and early results show that it's approximately 4,400 years old which puts it in the correct time frame.
Hallelujah!
It's so obvious when you explain it like that.
My bad.
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It's so obvious when you explain it like that.
My bad.
Hence the beauty of Bible Science...it's just so obvious.
None of that hard thinking and stuff.
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clocker
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It's so obvious when you explain it like that.
My bad.
Hence the beauty of Bible Science...it's just so obvious.
None of that hard thinking and stuff.
Indeed, omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence take away any potential problems.
When one is 7.
It's the growing up that causes "creationists" a problem.
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It's the growing up that causes "creationists" a problem.
Because it's very similar to "evolving" and we know what a craw-sticker that is.
