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you gotta love make-up sex... :dribble:Quote:
Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 14:42
my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)Quote:
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won't even remember she doesn't like having sex with you.
...for a while anyway.
Tell her to eat something else ;)Quote:
Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@10 August 2003 - 23:42
my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)Quote:
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won't even remember she doesn't like having sex with you.
...for a while anyway.
Peace brotherdoobie
Uhh why didn't i think of it...yey now i can get into trouble again :)Quote:
Tell her to eat something else
Peace brotherdoobie
So, have your heard the joke about the African and the Russian?Quote:
Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 04:42
my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)Quote:
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won't even remember she doesn't like having sex with you.
...for a while anyway.
An African tribesman goes to Russia to see the sights. He meets a Russian spy, and the two become friends. After a bit, the Russian says "my friend, you must try this ancient Russian game with me one day."
The African shrugs and says "sure," so the Russian takes out a pistol and gives it to the African. He says, "this is called Russian Roulette, you must hold this against your head, spin the chamber, and fire. One bullet is left in the gun..."
The African does this, and the gun doesn't go off. He thanks the Russian, and a week later, says to him "I must go back to my village now, but you must come one day and visit me. I will show you our version of Russian Roulette."
The Russian and the African hug, and a year later, when the spy is sent to kill a British secret agent in Africa, he comes to the African tribesman's village to say hi.
The African exclaims "hello there, now we can play my version!"
He then takes the Russian out back, where three beautiful naked women are waiting. "You must choose one to give you a blowjob."
The Russian can't see anything wrong with this, so he asks "what is dangerous about this game?"
The African replies, "one of them is a cannibal."
Tell her to eat something else ;)Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+11 August 2003 - 04:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 11 August 2003 - 04:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-[P
[RO][CE][SS][OR],10 August 2003 - 23:42]my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)Quote:
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won't even remember she doesn't like having sex with you.
...for a while anyway.
Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
Tell her to eat KETCHUP!!!!
Tell her to eat KETCHUP!!!! [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y+11 August 2003 - 04:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cygnuz-Y @ 11 August 2003 - 04:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@11 August 2003 - 04:43
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[RO][CE][SS][OR],10 August 2003 - 23:42]my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)Quote:
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won't even remember she doesn't like having sex with you.
...for a while anyway.
Tell her to eat something else ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Well, if thats what comes out of you after engaging in oral sex, I pity your wife.
good oneQuote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@11 August 2003 - 05:48
So, have your heard the joke about the African and the Russian?
An African tribesman goes to Russia to see the sights. He meets a Russian spy, and the two become friends. After a bit, the Russian says "my friend, you must try this ancient Russian game with me one day."
The African shrugs and says "sure," so the Russian takes out a pistol and gives it to the African. He says, "this is called Russian Roulette, you must hold this against your head, spin the chamber, and fire. One bullet is left in the gun..."
The African does this, and the gun doesn't go off. He thanks the Russian, and a week later, says to him "I must go back to my village now, but you must come one day and visit me. I will show you our version of Russian Roulette."
The Russian and the African hug, and a year later, when the spy is sent to kill a British secret agent in Africa, he comes to the African tribesman's village to say hi.
The African exclaims "hello there, now we can play my version!"
He then takes the Russian out back, where three beautiful naked women are waiting. "You must choose one to give you a blowjob."
The Russian can't see anything wrong with this, so he asks "what is dangerous about this game?"
The African replies, "one of them is a cannibal."
Nuttin better then dem porn :dribble:Quote:
Originally posted by iamhere@10 August 2003 - 20:26
If there wasnt any sex I wouldnt need my computer. There certainly wouldnt be any need for the internet.