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Ok, here's one.
I was going out with a girl, her name was Julie.
Late last night she said to me while we were watching telly;
This is what she said,
She said "Listen, John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy.
I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her.
"Gordon", she replied.
"Not that puff" I said to her.
"Yes, but he's no puff", she cried.
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
Umm...Buffalo Springfield??
EDIT: OK...point taken BD...
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how about the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
Oooops! We seem to be posting in the wrong quiz ... this is Lyrics!
Oooops, again!
B)
Tenacious D - WonderboyQuote:
Originally posted by Ella@20 August 2003 - 19:30
Umm...Buffalo Springfield??
EDIT: OK...point taken BD...
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how about the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
Yah...I gave some pretty hefty clues, hey???
Make me a deal and make it straight
All signed and sealed, I´ll take it
To Robert E. Lee I´ll show it
I hope and pray he don´t blow it ´cause
We´ve been around a long time just try try try tryin´ to
Make the big time...
Take me on a roller coaster
Take me for an airplane ride
Take me for a six days wonder but don´t you
Don´t you throw my pride aside besides
What´s real and make believe
Baby Jane´s in Acapulco We are flyin´ down to Rio
Throw me a line I´m sinking fast
Clutching at straws can´t make it
Havana sound we´re trying hard edge the hipster jiving
Last picture shows down the drive-in
You´re so sheer you´re so chic
Teenage rebel of the week
Flavours of the mountain steamline
Midnight blue casino floors
Dance the cha-cha through till sunrise
Open up exclusive doors oh wow!
Just like flamingos look the same
So me and you, just we two got to search for something new
Far beyond the pale horizon
Some place near the desert strand
Where my Studebaker takes me
That´s where I´ll make my stand but wait
Can´t you see that Holzer mane?
What´s her name ******** *****
Brian Eno was in the band when they recorded this.
B)
Jilted John - Gordon Is A MoronQuote:
Originally posted by chalice@20 August 2003 - 10:29
Ok, here's one.
I was going out with a girl, her name was Julie.
Late last night she said to me while we were watching telly;
This is what she said,
She said "Listen, John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy.
I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her.
"Gordon", she replied.
"Not that puff" I said to her.
"Yes, but he's no puff", she cried.
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
Name This Song:
She broke up with me, two days later
I think she met her Don Juan in, Italy
She has a new man, I have a new mustache
Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man
And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter
To walk the earth alone, I'll never shave again
On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously
I dressed in black like Johnny Cash, and grew this beard of shame
I've heard it said she looks a lot like, Sherilyn Fenn
And sometimes I'm mistaken for, Billy Gibbons
I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot
It's over, she left me, and she will soon forget me
She found out I was lame, I grew a beard of shame
Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant
I am a new man, I have a beard of shame
Jilted John - Gordon Is A Moron [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by carbert+20 August 2003 - 11:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (carbert @ 20 August 2003 - 11:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@20 August 2003 - 10:29
Ok, here's one.
I was going out with a girl, her name was Julie.
Late last night she said to me while we were watching telly;
This is what she said,
She said "Listen, John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy.
I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her.
"Gordon", she replied.
"Not that puff" I said to her.
"Yes, but he's no puff", she cried.
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
Nice one Carbert.
Tuuuune!!!