Hoi Les, Clocker, Kev et al

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Originally Posted by VillageShaman

I may not be one huntred years old but I'm told when I was a wee toddler (1, 2 years) and lived in Harare, all sorts of crazy shaite took place. Once I was caught by the gardener "Godfrey", talking to a snake, that I had picked up.

The giraffes and other wildlife came to drink at the stream near our house. And so on...

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Jebus, I don't even know if I want to go there.

Get that Godfrey fucker arrested anon.

You poor child. :no:

No-can-do: I'm afraid he'll leap oottay his grayve and assault me once moar.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by VillageShaman

I may not be one huntred years old but I'm told when I was a wee toddler (1, 2 years) and lived in Harare, all sorts of crazy shaite took place. Once I was caught by the gardener "Godfrey", talking to a snake, that I had picked up.

The giraffes and other wildlife came to drink at the stream near our house. And so on...

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Jebus, I don't even know if I want to go there.

Get that Godfrey fucker arrested anon.

You poor child. :no:

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Originally Posted by VillageShaman

No-can-do: I'm afraid he'll leap oottay his grayve and assault me once moar.

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Did he show yew his snake or whot. :whistling

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Did he show yew his snake or whot. :whistling

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How cute, Kev has picked up a Brit accent just like Madonna.

It's part of his presidential campaign :yes:

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Did he show yew his snake or whot. :whistling

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How cute, Kev has picked up a Scot Brit accent just like Maradona.

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We don't say 'yew', we say 'ya'

Don't you have hillbillies over there.

I have one of them lives down the street, came from your little island, swears he came down from the hills.

Goes by Nigel - do yew no 'im.

Maybe Nigel knows him, them having the same name and that.

Also, we call hillbillies 'chavs' or 'neds' :yes:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Maybe Nigel knows him, them having the same name and that.

Also, we call hillbillies 'chavs' or 'neds' :yes:

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We call 'chavs' 'spides'. True story.

I'd much rather be a chav than a spide. Trust me.