OMFG !! u have no idea what we are talking about. at least read in advance to not look so ignorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by joni22
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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OMFG !! u have no idea what we are talking about. at least read in advance to not look so ignorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by joni22
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
A few of the jokes in this thread were alright.
Here is one you may like. I couldn't stop laughing when I first read it.
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?
lostdemon, did you want an invite?
I still have 1 more for this giveaway and still have 20 more invites left after that...
I'll do another giveaway after this one is done, probably.
ROFL, i just invited him. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by bumrocks
let me say it again... I STEAL SHIT. :P
Such is the pirates life...
I know what are you talking about!Quote:
Originally Posted by CabaloOMFG !! u have no idea what we are talking about. at least read in advance to not look so ignorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by joni22
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
This software has no ratio, and it has a huge database of music.
Those are my reasons!
Your request is horrible because it appears that you have no idea what Spotify is. First there is nothing for you to download and second just mentioning the word ratio (whatever your context) with Spotify is plain silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by joni22
Last, you disqualified yourself by not reading the rules and posting a joke for everyone to read.
Sorry!
OK :dabs::(Quote:
Originally Posted by bumrocksYour request is horrible because it appears that you have no idea what Spotify is. First there is nothing for you to download and second just mentioning the word ratio (whatever your context) with Spotify is plain silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by joni22
Last, you disqualified yourself by not reading the rules and posting a joke for everyone to read.
Sorry!
Aysomc gave me an invite. Thanks
I'm enjoying it right now I really like it but I know my girlfriend will like it even more.
One more to give away...Any takers?