How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

i have not.

i am sat here in what can only be described as a pit of my own filth.

Really! What cheese level is your widger currently at?

(I have missed these little chats)

He's putting Dairylea into 2nd place at the moment... and its not even close.

I was wondering what that smell was in the kitchen...

depends on how loose my shit is, sometimes i must wipe many minutes before i done