Happy Independence Day!

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Originally Posted by whatcdfan

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

because you can't do anything except think about pussy all day.

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Me: Why the fuck Americans are so successful?
Barber: Because their minds are on work and their cocks are on pussies.
Me: Why are we so unsuccessful?
Barber: Because our minds are on pussies and the work is on our cocks.

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Or up our arses

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I will NOT lend you money. :noes:

*EDIT* Is this what you are on about now, wanting money? Darn Juice, always wanting money. :O

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Man, you are a fucking idiot.

Watch where you point fingers. At least I finish my classes, and can get laid. How often do you do either of those, Mr. Namecaller?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Watch where you point fingers. At least I finish my classes, and can get laid. How often do you do either of those, Mr. Namecaller?

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Well, I managed to graduate from junior high school, from high school, and from a two-year college... But I was never able to get laid, unfortunately. I am missing out on life because I wasn't able to get laid...

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Watch where you point fingers. At least I finish my classes, and can get laid. How often do you do either of those, Mr. Namecaller?

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Well, I managed to graduate from junior high school, from high school, and from a two-year college... But I was never able to get laid, unfortunately. I am missing out on life because I wasn't able to get laid...

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If the bar is too high to attain, the wise lower the bar, in your case Oleg, if you join a seminary school they aren't going to throw you out for incomplete courses, at least not in a hurry, they actually WANT to keep you in school and at the same time if you choose wisely ie a seminary school that practices celibacy, then the problems of your social inadequacy evaporate as well!

et voila, a simple change in lifes direction and your current situation melts away.....

Happy Independence Day!

For my independence day I judo threw a homeless guy because he got in my face because I told him to get a job and tried to punch me when i told him i didn't give a fuck that he was a vet. He actualy got some distance about 4-5 feet.

AT TIMES, i MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE HARSH ON YOU FOR THROWING A HOMELESS GUY AROUND, BUT, CURRENTLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. CARRY ON, GOOD SIR.