If he chugged draino as a child, he would be well on his way to be a Chuggalo!
/Get it? Because it sounds like Juggalo and we all know that they don't know how magnets work!
//HE HE HE HA HA HA HA!
Related to the OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz5Y282vXi0