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With great sadness, I withdraw my application. Apparently, I do not know enough about people-knowing-people (aren't these the happiest people you know?)... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My dream is CRUSHED. My only chance is open invitation. :sadwalk:
mjmacky: looks like the transaction is done already. At least I suppose Totallynotlaundering Co. on the Cayman Islands is you guys.
Our recruitment drive is almost over! We need more tools and less posers! MBM thought he could sneak in and wax our helmets, but he didn't know dontuntieme and dontuntieme didn't know him!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWith great sadness, I withdraw my application. Apparently, I do not know enough about people-knowing-people (aren't these the happiest people you know?)... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My dream is CRUSHED. My only chance is open invitation. :sadwalk:
I've been getting a lot of questions from our new members about our secret invites, so listen up you n00bs. You're now part of the LEETEST community on the interwebz, so you need to know how we do things. You'll see an email about viagara pillz, you need to open that email and leave it on your screen and stare at it for at least 45 minutes. There's an image hidden within it that you can't see until it burns into your retina. Then after the 45 minutes turn off your monitor and continue looking at the screen, you'll see our web address and invitation code. How long the image stays depends on each user, so you have to quickly write or type it down. If you can't follow those simple instructions, then you're just not a Tool.
This is your first warning anon, you're not allowed to talk about our forumz and details in public like this, that's just not 1337.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Alternatively, you can degauss your monitor twenty times in a row, or (if you have an LCD screen) just put your fingers on the closest power socket to gain the "see invisible" ability.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Won't happen again. :cry:Quote:
This is your first warning anon, you're not allowed to talk about our forumz and details in public like this, that's just not 1337.
We figured out a punishment. We need a database system to help us keep track of our arbitrary and spontaneous warnings. We've given you the task to put one together. Don't forget to include your warning in there. We'll be too good to check it, we just need one so that we can make references to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Unfortunately, Night0wl's application was rejected. Most of the staff thought he was a Tool, but they interrupted my masturbation to ask if he had my vote. I really wanted to finish so I voted against him and then blew my load all over the place. I remember thinking, oh my god, I'm like deciding people's fate here, and it put me over the edge. Holy hell I'm so horny just thinking about it.
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Originally Posted by Night0wl
nice ideea with the new system
Wait.. This is a real community, right? You better not be fooling me here mjmacky!!
wow another secret society :D
If I was fooling anyone, then I would not actually be important. How can that be? If I'm not important, then internet and life just isn't worth it. Also, you're still on probation I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrappen
Just remember, even thinking about disagreeing with staff of tTC=permaban
I couldn't possibly disagree with you. In fact, I don't have a true opinion of my own. I just stick to what I think people want me to say and hope that I will be perceived as a cool guy and be respected for who i pretend to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky