Welcome, Glod!

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You have to pick one reject. Am I beating my wife or she is beating me? Or are we pro wrestling superstars/UFC reality show contestants that just beat on each other all the time? You seem a little fickle on the subject.

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Am I the only one who would pay to see that? Ofc, it would all be a staged ploy, and you would both simultaneously pummel reject. :01:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

and you would both simultaneously pummel reject. :01:

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I'm pretty sure she could accomplish that single handedly, all 5'1" 110 lbs of her (sorry metric users, it means she's tiny and reject would still get pummeled).

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You have to pick one reject. Am I beating my wife or she is beating me? Or are we pro wrestling superstars/UFC reality show contestants that just beat on each other all the time? You seem a little fickle on the subject.

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Oh! I know you're beating her... I've read your posts and seen you say it... but MBM thinks you're in denial, and that it's really your wife who keeps you in your place with the odd good beating... and you're not helping your case with posts like this...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I'm pretty sure she could accomplish that single handedly, all 5'1" 110 lbs of her (sorry metric users, it means she's tiny and reject would still get pummeled).

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I would try to make sense of that, but it looks like Glod miswired your circuits, sorry for your raw deal.

I prayed to Glod for a bicycle, but then I realised that Glod doesn't work like that. So, I stole a bicycle and prayed to Glod for forgiveness.

Christianity loopholes, Glod has nothing on a lawyer

So has Glod left the building?

I warned you all... I said it... you've all scared the poor sod back into hiding... 2000 years he's been hiding away... and when he finally summons up the courage to peep over the parapet you fuckers jumped on him... demanding his attention... he'll probably never recover from this you realise... you've probably driven him to suicide... that's what you evil fuckers have done... you pushed him so far that he's probably fucked off to try and top himself... he'll be at it for eternity now... poor fucking immortal sod, tortured by a bunch of demanding cunts in to a perpetual state of attempting suicide... I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

He'll be back in a week. Granted, Glod days are a bit longer than human days.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I warned you all... I said it... you've all scared the poor sod back into hiding... 2000 years he's been hiding away... and when he finally summons up the courage to peep over the parapet you fuckers jumped on him... demanding his attention... he'll probably never recover from this you realise... you've probably driven him to suicide... that's what you evil fuckers have done... you pushed him so far that he's probably fucked off to try and top himself... he'll be at it for eternity now... poor fucking immortal sod, tortured by a bunch of demanding cunts in to a perpetual state of attempting suicide... I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

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Glod isn't gone, and he can handle himself just fine in an inhospitable lounge environment. He's been perusing our bowels regularly. He said so himself. You just don't understand Glod.

Here is his word and testament:

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Originally Posted by Glod

Glod is not dead, and I can handle myself just fine in an inhospitable lounge environment, thanks to regularly perusing the bowels of the internet and its many ulcerous, troll-infested forums. The wordplay has been amusing to read through. :happy:

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