A Dangerous Method

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it :eyebrows:

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You trampling on men for their sexual pleasure is anecdotal proof enough for me to take it that way.

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Originally Posted by manker

Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

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And you won't be paying for it for the next 18 years :happy:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You trampling on men for their sexual pleasure is anecdotal proof enough for me to take it that way.

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:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

And you won't be paying for it for the next 18 years :happy:

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I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

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Originally Posted by manker

I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

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Paint and wallpaper is more likely.

It's like you're watching me :fear:

Spoiler: Show

:stalker:

:dave:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

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Paint and wallpaper is more likely.

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It's like you're watching me :fear:

Spoiler: Show

:stalker:

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Makes it seems like he fucks paint and sniffs wallpaper.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Makes it seems like he fucks paint and sniffs wallpaper.

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Paint and wallpaper are like catnip to the accounting middle classes.

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.