Questions of a non-specific nature.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Nobody wants to see pics of you with your cheap Belgian whores :snooty: :cry:

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I would have preferred a night chained to your radiator and wanking at your indomitable shadow when your back was turned, but I got caught in the moment.

And also, those Belgian harlots weren't easily impressed but as soon as I started talking about my massive post count, they became pliable :smilie4:

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They probably thought it was a euphemism, boy were they in for a disappointment. :blink:

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Originally Posted by manker

I would have preferred a night chained to your radiator and wanking at your indomitable shadow when your back was turned, but I got caught in the moment.

And also, those Belgian harlots weren't easily impressed but as soon as I started talking about my massive post count, they became pliable :smilie4:

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I was so close to letting you back into my forumular bed, and then you went and ruined it. I hope you'll find Mary's sofa comfortable :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I would have preferred a night chained to your radiator and wanking at your indomitable shadow when your back was turned, but I got caught in the moment.

And also, those Belgian harlots weren't easily impressed but as soon as I started talking about my massive post count, they became pliable :smilie4:

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I was so close to letting you back into my forumular bed, and then you went and ruined it. I hope you'll find Mary's sofa comfortable :snooty:

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I don't trust myself around his wife's friends. And I can't go Idol's because he just pretends to be real. Snee doesn't own furniture and everyone else seems to be knee deep in kids.

I'll guilt you into letting me have that labial coat yet.

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't trust myself around his wife's friends. And I can't go Idol's because he just pretends to be real. Snee doesn't own furniture and everyone else seems to be knee deep in kids.

I'll guilt you into letting me have that labial coat yet.

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It's more of a hat actually :sneaky:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't trust myself around his wife's friends. And I can't go Idol's because he just pretends to be real. Snee doesn't own furniture and everyone else seems to be knee deep in kids.

I'll guilt you into letting me have that labial coat yet.

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It's more of a hat actually :sneaky:

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I reckon that you tell every man you know that you have a gigantic lady garden so the only ones that come onto you are absolutely sure that they have massive cawks.

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Originally Posted by manker

I reckon that you tell every man you know that you have a gigantic lady garden so the only ones that come onto you are absolutely sure that they have massive cawks.

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I was implying its likely anatomical coordinates, but you've stumbled onto my best kept secret. You've also left yourself duty bound to carry on soliciting my ladybits. As you were :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I reckon that you tell every man you know that you have a gigantic lady garden so the only ones that come onto you are absolutely sure that they have massive cawks.

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I was implying its likely anatomical coordinates, but you've stumbled onto my best kept secret. You've also left yourself duty bound to carry on soliciting my ladybits. As you were :happy:

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Oh yeah well I'm fine with that.
Or I was until I realised I misread soliciting as servicing.

Now I'm thinking I'm going to have to beg or something else. Which is something I feel you've opened that PM containing a pic of my chiselled quadriceps.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I was implying its likely anatomical coordinates, but you've stumbled onto my best kept secret. You've also left yourself duty bound to carry on soliciting my ladybitsbagger288s. As you were :happy:

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/truthified

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh yeah well I'm fine with that.
Or I was until I realised I misread soliciting as servicing.

Now I'm thinking I'm going to have to beg or something else. Which is something I feel you've opened that PM containing a pic of my chiselled quadriceps.

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Can I have that in English?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

/truthified

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What's a ladybagger288? :unsure: