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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't get it!

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I don't frequent those establishments :snooty:

The places I go to you can't distinguish the gents' from ladies' :no:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't frequent those establishments :snooty:

The places I go to you can't distinguish the gents' from ladies' :no:

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:eyebrows:

Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.

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Originally Posted by manker

:eyebrows:

Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.

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I'll come clean. It's my 12yo daughter you've been skyping.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

:eyebrows:

Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.

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I'll come clean. It's my 12yo daughter you've been skyping.

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:lol: :lol:

I'm laughing but really I'm wondering if this is a subtle prelude to extortion.
Your daughter seems quite intelligent. If she isn't too traumatised by the whole talking dirty to a welsh accountant thing, you should sign her up for Countdown :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: :lol:

I'm laughing but really I'm wondering if this is a subtle prelude to extortion.
Your daughter seems quite intelligent. If she isn't too traumatised by the whole talking dirty to a welsh accountant thing, you should sign her up for Countdown :smilie4:

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Chip off the old block :happy:

So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.

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Originally Posted by manker

So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.

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I'll be at M&SSTD's place at the usual time I'm afraid :P

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Originally Posted by manker

So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.

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I'm free mate, I'll put on that falsetto voice again and you can injaculate away to your heart's content :happy:

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