Very northern Michigan, which is near Detroit, so he's pretty street tough. Just a warning to Oleg that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Very northern Michigan, which is near Detroit, so he's pretty street tough. Just a warning to Oleg that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oleg doesn't give a fuck. He's currently engaging mbm, replete with his arsenal of motorbikes, shuriken and 88mm tank destroying weaponry.
A fiesty ginger American won't phase him.
What good would distance weaponry be when he's already got you down on the ground and pounding your face? Except for attack dogs, attack dogs would be useful.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'd be still writing if I was to detail all of mbm's arsenal.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhat good would distance weaponry be when he's already got you down on the ground and pounding your face? Except for attack dogs, attack dogs would be useful.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's obviously got close quarter weaponry, too. For example, he wears a variety of ladies' handguns linked together with the gift of fishing line around his neck.
All fully loaded in case of attack.
Oleg's going to have to use all of his Jew skills to overcome this foe.
Does MBM stand a chance against the Serbian Jew double bluff?
I wouldn't say so.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Any Jews of Serbian origin and of sneaky predilection are just going to have to hope that mbm somehow ensnares himself in one of the numerous man-traps embedded around the bunker he lovingly calls home.
You've already given away too many secrets of the fortress, manker. :ermm:
However, I'll add that for close-quarter ground attacks, I've got two attack-trained Pembroke Welsh Corgis. You don't get much closer to the ground than that. Perimeter is secure. :cool:
As for the Jewish special maneuver, stealing my wallet will prove ineffective as I am married...
There's also the shotgun, unfortunately he gave it to his wife for home defence, so the recipient of the blast is anyone's guess? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI'd be still writing if I was to detail all of mbm's arsenal.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
He's obviously got close quarter weaponry, too. For example, he wears a variety of ladies' handguns linked together with the gift of fishing line around his neck.
All fully loaded in case of attack.
Oleg's going to have to use all of his Jew skills to overcome this foe.
Don't forget the laser helmets he's equipped the toddlers with.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThere's also the shotgun, unfortunately he gave it to his wife for home defence, so the recipient of the blast is anyone's guess? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They're each kept in their own paddock to eliminate most mishaps but accidents do happen.
However, eviscerated corgis are a small price to pay for a secure home :smilie4: