I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

hehe.

Hoi OlegL, now that you are planning on continuing your studies how will you work time for being an internet spastic into your schedule?

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Originally Posted by manker

Fucking hell, Oleg.
If I was an unemployable doletard, I'd sleep in until at least 2pm each day.

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It's 1 pm here, and the grandmother has the kids today. Morning. :coffee:

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Originally Posted by manker

Fucking hell, Oleg.
If I was an unemployable doletard, I'd sleep in until at least 2pm each day.

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It's 1 pm here, and the grandmother has the kids today. Morning. :coffee:

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Time to squeeze off a few rounds?

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Okay, that was a stupid comment. I know you are a mod and have the power to ban me, but don't say stupid shit if you don't want to piss me off.

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Well you can only give it a go! Go on now, you get out and try it. Go get 'em tiger!

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I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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:lol:
Damn right.


And Oleg, it doesn't matter to me if I enrage you. In fact, it might be funny.
Here, I promise not to ban you nor moderate you for any personal abuse you throw in my direction - or anyone else's, so long as it's in the lounge. You have my word.

I'm very lenient with spastics.

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It's 1 pm here, and the grandmother has the kids today. Morning. :coffee:

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Time to squeeze off a few rounds?

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That was awesome :happy:
It's the best double entendre I've ever read this week.

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I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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You just need to find a "nice" girl like Squeams. The most anyone has ever had to ask her for secks was twice. Coincidentally, she even had secks with an autistic for 5 years...

It was seven years, he said, definitely seven. Seven years, he doesn't lie so it was seven.
Definitely seven.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Okay, that was a stupid comment. I know you are a mod and have the power to ban me, but don't say stupid shit if you don't want to piss me off.



I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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:lol:
Damn right.


And Oleg, it doesn't matter to me if I enrage you. In fact, it might be funny.
Here, I promise not to ban you nor moderate you for any personal abuse you throw in my direction - or anyone else's, so long as it's in the lounge. You have my word.

I'm very lenient with spastics.

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He's a very special kind of spastic so be nice, according to his Doctors he has Aspergers Syndrome and O.C.D., they have actually thrown a net over him and dragged him off to a room with rubber wallpaper a couple of times, but apart from that, the internet stalking and the death threats, when he is in a good mood he is quite agreeable. :yup:

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It was seven years, he said, definitely seven. Seven years, he doesn't lie so it was seven.
Definitely seven.

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He's counting the past two years because she refuses to stay away from him. And they still have secks while she sleeps...