My first co-authorship!

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't know what it was either - but it was before you displayed your human side so effetely.
So there's little point in you reissuing the threat. It won't carry any malevolence.

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I'm going to deepthroat you so bad with a bran fibrous turd.

Won't it just all squash in your hand :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Now I've got to wipe pre-cum off my netbook screen, but it was worth it. :shifty:

The mere mention of 'fist' gets our American chums in quite a tizzy.
I must remember this.

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Originally Posted by manker

Won't it just all squash in your hand :unsure:

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It's going to be really really branny and really really fibrous. It my smear a little in my gloved hand, but I will be certain not to break it.

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah like you're going to fool me into doing that and then not post your bewbs.
That Woman isn't going to hound me off the bored!

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I will send my bewbs if you send me cock. That's the deal :shifty:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Won't it just all squash in your hand :unsure:

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It's going to be really really branny and really really fibrous. It my smear a little in my gloved hand, but I will be certain not to break it.

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Put it in a condom! Apparently this works :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Put it in a condom! Apparently this works :unsure:

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It is my firm belief that shit should stay on the outside of a condom, regardless of how great your brewers say it feels.

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Originally Posted by Squeams

Reason: Forgot about Manky

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:snooty:

I've noticed that you don't blow kisses to me any more when I leave for work, either.

Congrats Squeamous. Even if it's just in your little circle, like you said, it's still nice to get recognized. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by manker

:snooty:

I've noticed that you don't blow kisses to me any more when I leave for work, either.

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:smilie4:
I stopped taking the pill as well, so it's condoms for you!

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Originally Posted by bbhaag

Congrats Squeamous. Even if it's just in your little circle, like you said, it's still nice to get recognized. :thumbsup:

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Thanks :)