"There's no crying in baseball"
Tom Hanks-A League of Their Own
"It don't pay to rile Woodrow F. Call"
Robert Duvall-Lonesome Dove
"Does your dog bite?"
Peter Sellers-Return of the Pink Panther
I got lots more, but......
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"There's no crying in baseball"
Tom Hanks-A League of Their Own
"It don't pay to rile Woodrow F. Call"
Robert Duvall-Lonesome Dove
"Does your dog bite?"
Peter Sellers-Return of the Pink Panther
I got lots more, but......
Full Metal Jacket
Quote:
Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir, No, Sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir, No, Sir!
Bullshit! I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around. I'll be watchin you.
lol, that guy's great.Quote:
I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
No I can't smell F'n burning.
The Towering Inferno
Damn near any quote from 'Freeway' with Reese Witherspoon. Freakin hilarious!
"FREEDOM"
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"Run Forest"
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"what are you gonna do arrest me?"
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"go find a nice cowgirl, have some cowbabies and leave me the fuck alone"
and
"did you think that was a clitoris at the back of your throat"
Last Seduction
What F'n planes?Quote:
Originally posted by mrcall1969@28 February 2003 - 17:12
No I can't smell F'n burning.
The Towering Inferno
Twin Towers the movie
the full Dirty Harry quote is:
"this is a .335 magnum - the most powerful gun in the world, it'll blow your head clean off.
Right now i bet you're thinking 'did he fire 5 shots or 6?'
Well, you've got to ask one question - 'do i feel lucky?'
Well, do you? PUNK?
from The Last Boy Scout
Bruce Willis is tied up in a chair
Bruce - 'can i have a smoke?'
the bad guy places a cig in his mouth
Bruce - 'can i have a light?
the bad guy goes to give him a light and instead punches him
he then laughes hysterically
Bruce - 'i seem to have dropped my cigerette, may i have another'
a puzzled look from the bad guy
the bad guy places another cig in his mouth
Bruce - 'i need a light, but if you touch me again i'll fucking kill you'
the bad guy goes to give him a light and instead punches him again
laughes hysterically
Bruce then head buts him in the face forcing his nose into his brain
I could list 20 great quotes from star wars, but i'm sure you'll know them
" ARE YOU GONNA BARK ALL DAY LITTLE DOGGIE, OR ARE GONNA BTIE?"
MADSEN TO KEITEL IN RESERVOIR DOGS
YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE? , THIS IS A KNIFE
CROC DUNDEE
"YOU WANNA FIGHT ?" "THEMS FIGHTIN WERDS"
HOMER TO SOME HICK
"I THINK IN ALL FAIRNESS I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I DO
FOR INSTANCE ,ILL GET UP NICE AND EARLY AND TAKE A WALK DOWN OVER TO THE BANK ...WALK IN AND SEE YOU AND A IF YOU DONT HAVE MY MONEY FOR ME ILL CRACK YOU FUCKIN HEAD OPEN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE BANK
AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME I GET OUTTA JAIL,HOPEFULLY YOU 'LL BEING COMMING OUT OF YOUR COMA...AND GUESS WHAT?
ILL SPLIT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OPEN AGAIN.CAUSE IM FUCKIN STUPID I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAILS ,THATS MY BUSSINESS THATS WHAT I DO
ILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING,YOU CAN FUCKIN TRY ME FATSO.YOU FUCKIN TRY ME!
PESCI CASINO
"Bitches leave" Clarence Boddiger in Robocop :D :D :lol: :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by nahan@9 March 2003 - 12:44
" ARE YOU GONNA BARK ALL DAY LITTLE DOGGIE, OR ARE GONNA BTIE?"
MADSEN TO KEITEL IN RESERVOIR DOGS
YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE? , THIS IS A KNIFE
CROC DUNDEE
"YOU WANNA FIGHT ?" "THEMS FIGHTIN WERDS"
HOMER TO SOME HICK
"I THINK IN ALL FAIRNESS I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I DO
FOR INSTANCE ,ILL GET UP NICE AND EARLY AND TAKE A WALK DOWN OVER TO THE BANK ...WALK IN AND SEE YOU AND A IF YOU DONT HAVE MY MONEY FOR ME ILL CRACK YOU FUCKIN HEAD OPEN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE BANK
AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME I GET OUTTA JAIL,HOPEFULLY YOU 'LL BEING COMMING OUT OF YOUR COMA...AND GUESS WHAT?
ILL SPLIT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OPEN AGAIN.CAUSE IM FUCKIN STUPID I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAILS ,THATS MY BUSSINESS THATS WHAT I DO
ILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING,YOU CAN FUCKIN TRY ME FATSO.YOU FUCKIN TRY ME!
PESCI CASINO