Homos!

i will

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

i like how sara's secretly monitoring us, I see your name there, lurker!

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Secretly :blink: :lol:

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You beat me to it.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Ah, didn't realise he was threatening to kill everyone in his school. What an idiot - it's a shame I missed it.

If he goes thro' with it (yeah, right), this forum could be used as evidence of premeditation. Quality.

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No, no, no, mank. Not everyone, just a few select people.

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Just going from what Bo said above.

Shame because I suppose if it's only a few people he shoots, it won't make front page news over there :dabs:

linkin park: man wtf!! i hatez evry1 @ skool yo, iz gonna whack dem beeyatches
bustychap: indeed, may one reccomend this type of projectile releasing device?
me: word

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I should have 'cause it was a rarity for me on this forum.

I actually enjoyed myself immensely loike.

Oh well the memory is there so fuck it. It's gone.:(

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Can't you just recreate it for us then, as your memory is photographic? :dabs:

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I'm the only one on this forum with a photographic memory :dry:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I should have 'cause it was a rarity for me on this forum.

I actually enjoyed myself immensely loike.

Oh well the memory is there so fuck it. It's gone.:(

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Can't you just recreate it for us then, as your memory is photographic? :dabs:

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Deleted for a reason, roight?

I actually thought about posting some of it but it was....(the above reason)

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

linkin park: man wtf!! i hatez evry1 @ skool yo, iz gonna whack dem beeyatches
bustychap: indeed, may one reccomend this type of projectile releasing device?
me: word

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Projectile Releasing Device?:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Bo just stay Proper or even Fugs but leave the JP persona behind from now on, mmk?

So we think Linkin Park is getting bullied (shocking, I know), therefore he is using this forum to vent his frustration about getting his arse kicked every single day.

Is that about right?

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Originally Posted by manker

So we think Linkin Park is getting bullied (shocking, I know), therefore he is using this forum to vent his frustration about getting his arse kicked every single day.

Is that about right?

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No, totally wrong.

Where is Mr. Park anyway?

I hope he makes another good thread.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Can't you just recreate it for us then, as your memory is photographic? :dabs:

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I'm the only one on this forum with a photographic memory :dry:

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Fair enough, Dafydd... :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

So we think Linkin Park is getting bullied (shocking, I know), therefore he is using this forum to vent his frustration about getting his arse kicked every single day.

Is that about right?

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No, totally wrong.

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I'm always right.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

No, totally wrong.

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I'm always right.

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That's coowol. You've got a photographic memory and clairvoyance.

You can remember all the shit you dreamt to a tee.

Excellent.:O

Now back on the topic of Homos!

So you say when you had that thumb up your ass..................

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm always right.

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That's coowol. You've got a photographic memory and clairvoyance.

You can remember all the shit you dreamt to a tee.

Excellent.:O

Now back on the topic of Homos!

So you say when you had that thumb up your ass..................

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Yup, I'm totally relaxed about it.

Kinda different to how I was feeling at the time, btw.

it's an out hole, at least mine is anyway

I told that story in the pub a while ago, there were about fifteen or so of us there for a Man Utd Vs Arsenal game where we won 4-2.

Some people laughed, some were a bit freaked out by the thought of it ... but one of the lads who plays football for the same team as us saw it as a green light to tell us that he sometimes sticks his thumb up his arse while wanking.

See, there are limits to which personal experiences we should share with our peers.

noice

Not for him. Not now anyway.

I think us taking the piss with 'thumbs up' gags every single weekend would have taken the gloss off :dabs:

yes i have a friend with whom we have a similar gag, except it's a finger of fudge

can you still buy those? i havent seem 'em for ages, used to be only 15p too

Haven't seen the ghey advert on telly for years, so I reckon no.

I don't remember there being an advert

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Originally Posted by manker

Not for him. Not now anyway.

I think us taking the piss with 'thumbs up' gags every single weekend would have taken the gloss off :dabs:

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Depends on what hand he eats with I guess . :pinch: I must be tolerant
as my wife and I have two gay friends , only difference is they dress better than I do . :D

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Originally Posted by peat moss

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Originally Posted by manker

Not for him. Not now anyway.

I think us taking the piss with 'thumbs up' gags every single weekend would have taken the gloss off :dabs:

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Depends on what hand he eats with I guess . :pinch: I must be tolerant
as my wife and I have two gay friends , only difference is they dress better than I do . :D

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Actually there are more differences than that - unless you like a bit of hawt cawk action :P

Hi, Peat - where've you been recently, not seen you about, like.

and they bum men


edit: mnker got in there first with an even gayer comment

Proper Slow.

tis my pc:snooty:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

tis my pc:snooty:

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Not to worry, if you put a fiver to it, once you sell that Mondeo - you'll be able to get a stick of 256meg ram with the proceeds :lookaroun

i've got 256mb in now, hactually, i raided my brothers pc whilst he was asleep, he'll never know


although in retrospect, taking his monitor was pushing it

Just make sure he doesn't wake up?

hmm, kill him, sounds like a good idea, I'll steal his chair then too, its comfy. Mine's stolen from an office

Get Linkin Park to do it on his homosexual homicidal spree ftw.

Also, you having a nicked chair doesn't surprise me, chav boy :snooty:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Depends on what hand he eats with I guess . :pinch: I must be tolerant
as my wife and I have two gay friends , only difference is they dress better than I do . :D

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Actually there are more differences than that - unless you like a bit of hawt cawk action :P

Hi, Peat - where've you been recently, not seen you about, like.

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Puter problems I'm trying to sort out ,had a lightning stike last week fried my mobo .

On the roomies right now she don't share well tho, nice thing is I'v starting reading again with my youngest son . :01:

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Originally Posted by peat moss

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Originally Posted by manker

Actually there are more differences than that - unless you like a bit of hawt cawk action :P

Hi, Peat - where've you been recently, not seen you about, like.

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Puter problems I'm trying to sort out ,had a lightning stike last week fried my mobo .

On the roomies right now she don't share well tho, nice thing is I'v starting reading again with my youngest son . :01:

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I'm sure he'll get you up to speed in no time.

Glad to hear things are going well :01:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

it's an out hole, at least mine is anyway

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Same here.

I have jumped in a lady's ass before though. Not preferable over twat but not bad.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Puter problems I'm trying to sort out ,had a lightning stike last week fried my mobo .

On the roomies right now she don't share well tho, nice thing is I'v starting reading again with my youngest son . :01:

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I'm sure he'll get you up to speed in no time.

Glad to hear things are going well :01:

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Yes he will ! :lol: Its funny try going with out a computer for a week I dare you NO double dare you , its tuff . :O But the sex life has improved tho, more time on my hands . :blushing:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

it's an out hole, at least mine is anyway

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Same here.

I have jumped in a lady's ass before though. Not preferable but not bad.

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I know you're a small guy and those women you post have massive arses ... but surely you jest :huh:

Stop shit-stirring now... :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

it's an out hole, at least mine is anyway

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Same here.

I have jumped in a lady's ass before though. Not preferable over twat but not bad.

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I;ve never literally jumped in before...:unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Same here.

I have jumped in a lady's ass before though. Not preferable but not bad.

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I know you're a small guy and those women you post have massive arses ... but surely you jest :huh:

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Oh my bad...I jump in with my girthy dick, head first.

I am short but I ain't that short. I'm 5'9".
How tall are you anyway?

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I know you're a small guy and those women you post have massive arses ... but surely you jest :huh:

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Oh my bad...I jump in with my girthy dick, head first.

I am short but I ain't that short. I'm 5'9".
How tall are you anyway?

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Bo and I would tower over you.

But that doesn't make you a bad person, if we went out for a beer, I'd make sure that you weren't picked on. I'm not all bad ya know.