fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

That quote was only mildly retarded, ffs. Think before you quote, manker.

glag

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See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

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You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement

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[My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases/QUOTE]

The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.

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Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.

Or is it that you're not very good with English.

Either way, please try to be coherent when you post your pish, it saves a lot of fecking around.

Hint: You want to be thought of as a competent business person - try to post things which people will believe and don't contradict yourself. This really is essential for a believable interweb fantasy.

I have to be honest, if you do run a business, which I doubt, then I speak to Kleeneze commission agents and hairdressers that have more of a clue than you.

You clearly don't have the first inkling about running a business. It's a good thing you don't.

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There's nothing like manker telling me what i do and dont do. :lol:

I'm off to bed. g'nite.

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That quote was only mildly retarded, ffs. Think before you quote, manker.

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:lol:

I wrote my reply in the quick reply box way before I posted and quoted. Turns out I replied to something totally different with the quotes newly fecked.

Ho-hum. I expect I would have said the same thing.

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It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.

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See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

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You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement

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My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases

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The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.

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You really do make it up as you go along.

Here, this is for you:

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/7302/tits7qc.gif

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Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.

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Selective quoting ftw :01:

My favourite bit is when he won't even say what line of work he is in, in case we steal the ideas.

I think they mostly do bakesales at his school.

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I think they mostly do bakesales at his school.

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My money's on paper round.

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Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.

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Selective quoting ftw :01:

My favourite bit is when he won't even say what line of work he is in, in case we steal the ideas.

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I'm an interweb fantasist :lol:

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Selective quoting ftw :01:

My favourite bit is when he won't even say what line of work he is in, in case we steal the ideas.

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I'm an interweb fantasist :lol:

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We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

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I'm an interweb fantasist :lol:

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We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

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I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.

You're certainly talking out uranus:smilie4:

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We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

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I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.

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Hehe, fooled you. I've been in touch with my people who are currently sourcing elephants and getting details of costs for shipping to Mars.

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I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.

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Hehe, fooled you. I've been in touch with my people who are currently sourcing elephants and getting details of costs for shipping to Mars.

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Can't believe i fell for that one :huh:

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We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

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I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.

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You really are dense. :P

Indian elephants are cheaper, more reliable and alot more productive because they work longer hours. :no2:

:mini rant:

i had note from the postman last week to say they were keeping a letter that needed a signature for me to receive. as i have no car, i left it to today to hike upto the depo. the letter basically says that i'm being charged £105.00 for the company moving my car to their holding lot. on top of that, another £12 for everyday it is kept over there, so roughly £90 so far. the letter goes on to inform me that i must collect my vechicle any time before the 14th of Feb, or on the 15th it will be sold on to cover their storage costs!!

the police haven't even called me yet to let me know they have finished checking it for prints and other evidence. plus it's not even being held in my town, so i'd need to find someone willing to tow me home before i can get it into a garage for a quote for the damn insurance cnuts.

almost £200 to get my broken car back, then another £100+ to get it fixed.
what a complete bag of bollocks. :angry:


//end's rant for short intoxication period.

you'd be best off scrapping it, or letting them keep it and sell it to cover their costs so you don't have to pay them

yea, i know. :huh:
the system is fooked up.

My external hd is a thieving pikey too.

It stole about 150 gigs worth of files for me today :dabs:



I reckon it's karma for something I've done.

i must have pissed on the pope then.

I dunno but I've got some green so I have must have done something reeaaally good:01:

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i must have pissed on the pope then.

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Well, I know what I did :dabs:

i'm not important enough for capital letters.
actually, i just can't be fucked with extra effort of them.

The boldness was intended as an emphasis.

You reading it this way is an added bonus :dabs:

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i had note from the postman last week to say they were keeping a letter that needed a signature for me to receive. as i have no car, i left it to today to hike upto the depo. the letter basically says that i'm being charged £105.00 for the company moving my car to their holding lot. on top of that, another £12 for everyday it is kept over there, so roughly £90 so far. the letter goes on to inform me that i must collect my vechicle any time before the 14th of Feb, or on the 15th it will be sold on to cover their storage costs!!

the police haven't even called me yet to let me know they have finished checking it for prints and other evidence. plus it's not even being held in my town, so i'd need to find someone willing to tow me home before i can get it into a garage for a quote for the damn insurance cnuts.

almost £200 to get my broken car back, then another £100+ to get it fixed.
what a complete bag of bollocks. :angry:


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I had a car stolen once, then got the bill from the Police for having it moved.

I phoned them, spoke to an Inspector and pointed out.

1. I was the victim of the crime.

2. I already paid it, as it was people like me who paid for the Police to exist.

3. I had not asked them to move it, so how could they justify moving it.

The Inspector stated that they had no option but to move it, as it was their duty not to leave it on the street.

I replied that, if it was normal Police business then I should not be charged for this.

We agreed that they had moved it to get it off the road and to allow them to fingerprint it. As such the bill was not appropriate and it was cancelled, saving £105.

Please note, this conversation took about ten minutes and was rather heated at times.

i have an ex bobby who works for me, so i shall have a word with him tomorrow about this kind of situation and see if he can pull some strings.

i'm not upset that i shall have to scrap it, it is only a car and it's easy enough to get another. it's just the unfairness of it all that annoys me.

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it's just the unfairness of it all that annoys me.

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I was the same, righteous indigfuckingnation saw me thro'.

I seriously gave this Inspector pelters over the phone. The person who was in the room with me actually left and later said "I've never saw you like that :O ".

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

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I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

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:lol: Fine, you've convinced me.
After my staff meeting tomorrow morn, I'll skip my essential fag break and be so frustrated I'll feel the need to tell someone off. :fist:

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I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

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:lol: Fine, you've convinced me.
After my staff meeting tomorrow morn, I'll skip my essential fag break and be so frustrated I'll feel the need to tell someone off. :fist:

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Take it out on an innocent bystander, you know it makes sense.:01: