The first 10 generations of humanity were all virgins.
Printable View
The first 10 generations of humanity were all virgins.
All fucking bats are wild.
cricket was invented as a novel way to launch hand grenades across the channel to get to the Frenchies.
Snow can be preserved for up to three months if it is packed in sea salt.
procter and gamble use human semen in all their shampoo's as it's know it makes you hair so silky and soft.
Morgan Freeman has cameras hidden in everyone's home.
Her Britannic Majesty, The Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland once worked in an abattoir where she was responsible for removing the eyes from pigs, prior to them being slaughtered. She left to further her career as a a cabinet maker, but that didn't work out due to the winter of discontent. She regrets that decision to this day.
you can eat cotton buds, they're perfectly edible (but only on a Wednesday)
George Bush used MSN Messenger to chat with Tony Blair during the war in Iraq.
It is actually possible, given the proper weather conditions, to put a quart in a pint jar.
Tommy Cooper was an alien.
OWZAT? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl;
Nammsibashfash is the most popular film to have come out of Bollywood, ever.
Its director, Kodong Bazam, even recieved a knighthood in Norway for his contributions towards the betterment of stuff, globally.
Originally, Tolkien wrote the Balrog gay.
97% of Belgians wish they were Dutch.
No one ever turns left. They unknowingly make 3 very fast right turns.
Left handed people are 3 times more likely to get cancer.
Left handed people are 20 times sexier than any right handed person could ever be :D
Lefties FTW!! :D :w00t:
facts are ghey
Alien5 is interesting.
Spam is tasty.
There is absolutely no biological difference between the inside of a girl's mouth and the inside of a bloke's anus
Barbie's maiden name is Dorris.
Marmalade is the staple diet in Peru.
Dipping your knob in chilli powder makes you more attractive to the ladies.
Teddy Sheringham fought in both World Wars and he narrowly missed out on a call-up to the 1966 World Cup winning England squad.
The Panama canal is so deep and so wide, that you can drive 100 double-decker buses down it at once, in 10 stacks of 10.
If you ignore suicides when calculating the life expectancy of ginger people then the average ginger would live for 96 years. Unfortunately with suicides included the figure is 23 years.
Afro-Americans have lighter skin than Afro-Caribbeans.
Algipan rubbed into he genital area is a a good cure for pubic lice,it is also guaranteed to stop you getting AIDS.
If you stand in cow poo you grow 3 inches taller for every hour you spend there.
The Beatles were a front for the CIA. It allowed them access to many areas which would otherwise be closed. e.g. Mutley, during the cold war.
They also made a slight profit, pre-tax.
90% of long haired people are ghey :ghey:
An old couple were once discovered to have been driving round the M25 motorway for 5 days straight until they ran out of petrol, because they couldn't find the exit for Leatherhead.
90% of gay people prefer relationships with people of the same sex
75% of transgenders prefer secks with animals.
In ancient Greece dogs and cats regularly bought homes together. However it was purely to cut costs and not indicative of anything more than that.
The Google search engine was originally named "Snorkle" by the university students who developed it.
Yahoo was originally named "Waheeeeeeeee"
Ziggy played guitar with spiders, from Mars.