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Sup, cawkfags :smilie4:
went and saw teh expendables last night, its probably the greatest movie evar made evar :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
so manly i actually grew a beard, learnt how to prime a wood surface before painting it and masturbated all in the time it took to buy the ticket :smilie4:
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Bike update: Front inner tube went kerblooey when I was jumping over some stuff.
Dragged it home across half the city, as I was going home from work and took a bit of a detour, and I don't bring spares or tools to work. Wobbly drunk chicks passing on shitty bikes rang their bells at me. I was not amused.
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wobbly drunk chicks passing on shitty bikes >*
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Skweeky
No I'm being serious. Barbie and I are addicted to this game on Facebook, which has turned us into complete and utter nerds. Since I am about to be on my way to Belgium, I can't play so Barbie is looking after half of my troops...
I literally CAN NOT stop playing. This is intolerable. There should be health warnings against this sort of thing. :fist:
On the plus side I now know loads of brand new weird people with weird names...
I think knighterrant fancies you, by the way :smilie4:
benchie - I haven't got any time for b3ta these days, and it's all skweeky's fault :(
I know Barbs, he was talking about a spot of wife swapping the other day :lol:
Got me about 25 mill of food in each city though :p
BTW, some maggot from SPQR attacked one of my wilds. I sent 50K archers and took it back. Lost 1K of them because he decided to defend them with lots of stuff, including 3 K archers, 100 ballistae, 400 heavy cav and loads more. Yeah, so I dropped 4k might, he must have dropped about 16-20 and he only had 224.
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^^^i am so aroused right now.
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Skweeky
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Barbarossa
I literally CAN NOT stop playing. This is intolerable. There should be health warnings against this sort of thing. :fist:
On the plus side I now know loads of brand new weird people with weird names...
I think knighterrant fancies you, by the way :smilie4:
benchie - I haven't got any time for b3ta these days, and it's all skweeky's fault :(
I know Barbs, he was talking about a spot of wife swapping the other day :lol:
Got me about 25 mill of food in each city though :p
BTW, some maggot from SPQR attacked one of my wilds. I sent 50K archers and took it back. Lost 1K of them because he decided to defend them with lots of stuff, including 3 K archers, 100 ballistae, 400 heavy cav and loads more. Yeah, so I dropped 4k might, he must have dropped about 16-20 and he only had 224.
Nice one! With any luck he'll flounce off and then you've found yourself someone new to farm :smilie4:
I'm crest-hunting at the moment, trying to get a 4th city. It's not going well, I need to make more balli so I can attack lvl9 wilds without losing too much. I reckon I need about 4k balli, but they take ages to build :emo:
So that's that.
^ Total Geek Mode Disengaged.
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Mr. Mulder
Well. Who here can honestly say they haven't.
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What. You don't like hair weaves? Nazi.
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Weaves? I didn't even notice they had heads. :smilie4:
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Experiencing unnecessary hardship having to decide whether or nots to have black or green or no olives on the fucking ridiculously expwnsive pizza I am imminently having to order the max.
Doesn't matter. Too late. Sorry I asked. You're all cunts. Racists cunts.
I hope you fucking choke on my pizza.
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chavis
Experiencing unnecessary hardship having to decide whether or nots to have black or green or no olives on the fucking ridiculously expwnsive pizza I am imminently having to order the max.
Doesn't matter. Too late. Sorry I asked. You're all cunts. Racists cunts.
Exactly. Invent some white olives and I'll endorse them.
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my flatem8 kim brought some stray back last night and let him have a go. he's in the kitchen now making him self a drink. motherfucker best not touch my coco rocks or he'll find him self in some trouble of biblical proportions <_<
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Oh shit guys! google japanese eel porn with safe search off and look at the top link! that's well fucked up!! :lol: love the part where she shoots the little tiny eels out of her arse! hahaha! :lol:
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Mr. Mulder
Oh shit guys! google japanese eel porn with safe search off and look at the top link! that's well fucked up!! :lol: love the part where she shoots the little tiny eels out of her arse! hahaha! :lol:
You should have put spoiler tags around the last part :dry: You've ruined it for me now.
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Oh Jesus ....what have i done! :o
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Barbarossa
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Skweeky
I know Barbs, he was talking about a spot of wife swapping the other day :lol:
Got me about 25 mill of food in each city though :p
BTW, some maggot from SPQR attacked one of my wilds. I sent 50K archers and took it back. Lost 1K of them because he decided to defend them with lots of stuff, including 3 K archers, 100 ballistae, 400 heavy cav and loads more. Yeah, so I dropped 4k might, he must have dropped about 16-20 and he only had 224.
Nice one! With any luck he'll flounce off and then you've found yourself someone new to farm :smilie4:
I'm crest-hunting at the moment, trying to get a 4th city. It's not going well, I need to make more balli so I can attack lvl9 wilds without losing too much. I reckon I need about 4k balli, but they take ages to build :emo:
So that's that.
^ Total Geek Mode Disengaged.
Barbie, I´ve got siege volunteers that I hqven't used yet. I can use them and send them to you if you want?
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By the title of the thread, I thought this was a contest of some sort :P
And I was so prepared to win the internet... Made room for it on a shelf and all :P
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:wave:I guess you'll be off soon. I'm sure there's no shortage of fail where that came from, though, so no tears. Good luck with the next attempt.
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Another loss to the interworld.
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I think I understood how the score is counted this time, though.
On a completely unrelated note, I've got 110 Latvian lats next to me, in five lat bills.
I just think it's kewl to say that. No other reason I'm mentioning it.
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I think I understood how the score is counted this time, though.
On a completely unrelated note, I've got 110 Latvian lats next to me, in five lat bills.
I just think it's kewl to say that. No other reason I'm mentioning it.
Flippin Heck, that's like 303.6 Bulgarian Levs.
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striviz
By the title of the thread, I thought this was a contest of some sort :P
And I was so prepared to win the internet... Made room for it on a shelf and all :P
Sorry buddy.But i already won.
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The Expendables (2010) DVDSCR XviD-MAX
Oh shit yeah, dawgs!!!! :smilie4:
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'Wu rd !
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I WANNA HAVE THE .ISO OF HALO REACH FOR NON JTAG (FLASHED iXTREME!)
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I WANNA HAVE THE .ISO OF HALO REACH FOR NON JTAG (FLASHED iXTREME!)
I WANNA HAVE YOUR MUMS FANNY ON MY FACE WHILE YOUR DAD SUCKS MY MASSIVE BLACK COCK AND TAKES IT IN THE MOUTH THEN SPITS THAT SHIT UP ON YOUR SISTERS TITS YOU JUSTIN BIEBER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER (FLASHED iXTREME!)
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:glag:
If that came from anyone else, it might have been an insult, but as it was from muldy, I'd take it as a compliment.
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