Trollin, trollin, trollin.....
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Trollin, trollin, trollin.....
Sounds like it's time to start masturbating
I'm waiting for him to upload pics of his daily toileting successes.
Hmmm...Maybe they're not all that successful? :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
I'm not - really I'm not :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
But think how good looking he'll be in the "After I've shaved" photie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I am fucking mentally retarded.
That's nice....
Naturally, they're an easy lay, but are any of them attractive?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
What a tard I am...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtd...feature=relmfuQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Desperate cry for attention, ahoy.
So, the fall semester has started... One of the professors that I wasn't able to talk to during the summer will be back in college this Wednesday... Today I knocked on the door of the department where my other professor works at, but the department was closed... I don't know when he'll be back... Right now I am sitting in the Disabilities office and the office will close in a few minutes...
...I don't know what food I'll buy today... Maybe I'll buy delicious yogurt... It's 4:27 p.m...
...I am a fucking retard...
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Maybe I'll buy delicious yogurt... It's 4:27 p.m...
...I am a fucking retard...
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I... I... am... fucking disabled. I feel sorry for myself. I can't understand things... I can't understand anything... I am fucking disabled... I feel pain in my heart... There is no escape from myself... Man... it's just overwhelming...
I... I... I... I... there are just 3 dots after I...
Damn, man...
So you're J-Dye?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
6:16 AM and wtf am I gonna do today?
It apparently took you 4 minutes to type that messageQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Definitely a slower day than usual in tardland, Oleg have you thought of snorting gun powder ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt apparently took you 4 minutes to type that messageQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisDefinitely a slower day than usual in tardland, Oleg have you thought of snorting gun powder ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Now another day of fucking loneliness.
You could treat yourself to a new inflatable doll ?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Inanimate sex dolls have gotten way better than inflatable.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou could treat yourself to a new inflatable doll ?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
NSFW links!
It's big in Japan:
http://www.tokyokinky.com/tag/orient-dolls/
Or if you prefer the look of ugly American pornstars:
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...on=dollgallery
You could venture out. How about finding an organization where you could volunteer. People develop through serving others- that's a fact. If you do truly want for a better life, find ways to help other people. In New York, I am certain there are countless opportunities for serving those who are less fortunate than yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Give it a try. It is the only way you are ever going to break out of the walls you are hiding behind.
Heck, you might even become interesting enough to be nice to again. Maybe.
2nded and penultimatedQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I haven't brushed my teeth and I haven't taken a shower in quite some time. I bought a bottle of beer (St. Ides), took a couple of sips from the bottle, but I am already sober. I am glad there is still a lot of beer remaining in the bottle. Now I will drink more beer and I will feel drunk again.
Fuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
So much for venturing out, eh? Glad I could place my pearls of wisdom before swine. :dry:
Oh well, at least I am the only one to get penultimated by macky. That's gotta count for something.
I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyFuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
The only time I've ever blacked out was after chugging an entire bottle of vodka. The next day was one of the worst of my life, (though still falls short of Waffle House food poisoning).Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
There should be more to come, I'm not the Alpha-Omega type.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Fair enough, I've received my share of being Omega'd . :sadwalk:
:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
In my youth of an evening I once drank an infeasible amount of pernod. Throwing that stuff up was both surreal and unpleasant :( I burped aniseed for what felt like days.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Anise alcohol is the worst. I feel hours of nausea seconds after imbibing ouzo or baijou (with anise flavoring).Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.
What have you done to earn yourself a pretty woman? You've offered no fare, so it's fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Other people also have cancer, diabetes, arthritis, etc. You should stop whining about the things you don't have & be happy with the things you do. Especially when the thing you are whining about is something that is within your power to control.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL