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Would you say the same thing to a person watching gay porn? :thinkingsmiley:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Wow, that's pretty exact! I'm assuming there's a sane reason for this timing?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Something to do with a 1000 yard stare and civilians not understanding that to give up your life because of a mistake is the honourable thing to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWow, that's pretty exact! I'm assuming there's a sane reason for this timing?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So, basically, no. Not at all :happy:
In fairness, at 58, the 1000 yard stare is called "cataracts".
^ :lol:
Things that ziggyjuarez seems to have trouble understanding:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Giving you something to masturbate to is not very high on my list of priorities.
Actually I think as priorities go that one falls somewhere below bathing in sulphuric acid and finding a big rock to beat myself over the head with.
OK lead me through the process here on how "lmao yall funny " ended up being your choice of words.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrismiller
Trouble not understanding or just a non fucker giver, What ever.
What evar.
Thanks.
It's about time someone posted some Captain Picard.
he doesn't have girls breast :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Exactly :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evelynhe doesn't have girls breast :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nice cheese pizza!
:smilie4:
Looks like I'm on jiggy's wavelength.
Did you think you were posting in 'What Are You Eating Right Now', too?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Anyone esle concerned that the girl in the last picture might be underage?
I thought she was looking kind of old myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I was being serious. I think someone could potentially get into a lot of trouble over something like that.
Abbywinters.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Top left corner.
That would be a better explanation than the real one - which is that I hang around the same purile websites as the zigster.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisDid you think you were posting in 'What Are You Eating Right Now', too?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
This is the last time you get to cry wolf. Just think of the paedophiles doing a merry jig at your misplaced concern.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThis is the last time you get to cry wolf. Just think of the paedophiles doing a merry jig at your misplaced concern.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
He needn't have worried, although I hadn't noticed the watermark til just then, in my modulating capacity I did check for grass on the pitch, saw what I believe to be evidence of it and deigned everything to be completely above board and let play commence.
In his defence, it's a lot harder to tell in Canadia, and North America in general, as all women tend to completely shave their fannies.
The way she was looking at the camera smiling was all I needed to ease my concern, no watermarks necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
See. Americans have a much more fluid sense of acceptability when it comes to naked teenagers.
Depends just where the bible belt landed on them really, how much acceptability they have? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisDepends just where the bible belt landed on them really, how much acceptability they have? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
For instance, Mary is an ex-christian who doesn't feel obliged to have morals in this area, but wants the kids to appear happy in his fap material just in case there are posthumous repercussions.
I thought she looked more than a little a bit like Evangeline Lilly, at first glance, myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAbbywinters.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Top left corner.
I was pretty happy about that :emo:
She does, at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritI thought she looked more than a little a bit like Evangeline Lilly, at first glance, myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was pretty happy about that :emo:
We're thinking of how Ms. Lilly looked in the first series of Lost, however. I saw a recent pic of her and she looked about thirty :dabs:
Inaccurate as I've long given up on feeling anything other than compunction post onanism... also post coitus.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now you're just copying Ellen Degeneres.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
zomg you have sex??Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyInaccurate as I've long given up on feeling anything other than compunction post onanism... also post coitus.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And also, my last would surely fall under the compunction heading.
Sure, but it's been awhile since I've had lay that didn't take payment from my soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Have you tried dressing her up in dungarees and a checked shirt just prior to foreplay and then thinking of Kylie as she was in Neighbours circa 1991 all the way through.
I mean, everyone's done the latter half of that but I think going that extra mile would definitely ease the burden on your soul.
That got way too specific.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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I'll be in my bunk.
Which one?
The spunk bunk.