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Originally Posted by manker

Install a different browser on your phone, perhaps.

Wimin :eyebrows:

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This site has a really, really horrid mobile version, I've tried it on a range of devices and do you know what, it sucks donkey balls. :yup:

Try it yourself since you have Kindle(s) and android devices at your disposal, I promise you a disappointment you will need a stiff drink to get over.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by manker

Install a different browser on your phone, perhaps.

Wimin :eyebrows:

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This site has a really, really horrid mobile version, I've tried it on a range of devices and do you know what, it sucks donkey balls. :yup:

Try it yourself since you have Kindle(s) and android devices at your disposal, I promise you a disappointment you will need a stiff drink to get over.

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Sure, it sucks, and it's the reason I almost never visit from my phone. However, the problem at hand is this, would a better browser allow the viewing of spoilers?

I can see spoilers using the browser I have on my phone and the mobile skin.
That is all.

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I can see spoilers using the browser I have on my phone and the mobile skin.
That is all.

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And that puts an end to it.

I use Dolphin HD, pretty sure I'd be in the same boat as you.

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Originally Posted by manker

I can see spoilers using the browser I have on my phone and the mobile skin.
That is all.

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And that puts an end to it.

I use Dolphin HD, pretty sure I'd be in the same boat as you.

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We shouldn't be cruel to the technologically challenged, you'll give poor squeams (another) complex. :blink:

I'd give her a raging complex :naughty:

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Manks wants the giant mental microscope to envelope his raging complex.

Not sure if want.
I'd need assurances first that it wouldn't be akin to tosing a Marlboro into the Albert Hall.

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Originally Posted by manker

Not sure if want.
I'd need assurances first that it wouldn't be akin to tosing [sic] a Marlboro into the Albert Hall.

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Do you toss fags often?

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I misspelled 'tossing' to preclude that very play on words.

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No I didn't but I don't have a come-back rite nao.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Manks wants the giant mental microscope to envelope his raging complex.

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Apparently from current statements the words raging & complex are a complete misnomer. :idunno:

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Not sure if want.
I'd need assurances first that it wouldn't be akin to tosing a Marlboro into the Albert Hall.

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I can offer none :snooty:

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We shouldn't be cruel to the technologically challenged, you'll give poor squeams (another) complex. :blink:

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You won't really, because I don't attach any of my sense of self worth to the technology I own :happy:

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We shouldn't be cruel to the technologically challenged, you'll give poor squeams (another) complex. :blink:

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You won't really, because I don't attach any of my sense of self worth to the technology I own :happy:

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I can tell that, you also have cupboards you don't like opening don't you? Because of all the dead or almost dead, and frustrating electronic things hiding in those cupboards. You can't throw them out, you paid good money for the bloody things, so they can just sit there in splendid isolation, fuck them, you didn't need to freeze dry those apricots anyway. :snooty:

I was with you until the apricot thing.
wtf, like :blink:

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I was with you until the apricot thing.
wtf, like :blink:

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A stupid kitchen device sold here a couple of years ago was this fruit dessicator, you placed rings of fruit on it and it freeze dried them (telly promotion, friends bought one, we tried the results, tasted truly diabolical), it had to come from somewhere overseas, most horrible inventions like that come from the U.K. or Canada, you had a 50/50 chance of being the perpetrators. :idunno:

Even if it was a UK invention, there is little chance of me having heard of it.
Kitchen innovations are a strictly female domain.

Unless it's a fridge. I could probably write a paragraph or two about my fridge.

Since the UK hasn't been responsible for inventing anything since about 1876 then I would suggest that it probably comes from China or Taiwan...

If I were a Trader, and I thank the maker that I'm not, I would point blank refuse to trade with anyone who posts total shite to get access to a trading forum. Fact.

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I can tell that, you also have cupboards you don't like opening don't you? Because of all the dead or almost dead, and frustrating electronic things hiding in those cupboards. You can't throw them out, you paid good money for the bloody things, so they can just sit there in splendid isolation, fuck them, you didn't need to freeze dry those apricots anyway. :snooty:

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I don't have any technology I don't use hactually. I never buy any innovation until it's been out for at least 5 years (so all the technowhores can buy them first and iron out all the blips for me), and when I do buy something it's because I can see a proper need for it in my life and then I thoroughly research using a consumer reviewer I pay a subscription for.

The one anomaly is my fucking phone, which I had to buy to replace my beautiful HTC that got stolen in a pub in Camden 3 months into a 24 month contract and that I couldn't afford to replace like-for-like :angry:

And the sauce stirrer in the cupboard in my kitchen which would be very useful indeed if it didn't splash sauce everywhere even on the lowest setting :angry:

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And the sauce stirrer in the cupboard in my kitchen which would be very useful indeed if it didn't splash sauce everywhere even on the lowest setting :angry:

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Shirley a spoon would suffice

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And the sauce stirrer in the cupboard in my kitchen which would be very useful indeed if it didn't splash sauce everywhere even on the lowest setting :angry:

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Shirley a spoon would suffice

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I think she made it fairly clear that she needs a sauce stirrer, it's version 3.1, and it has at least 4 stars/eggs/rainbows to its credit. As soon as she can find a decently reviewed roll of aluminum foil, she'd be set.

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If I were a Trader, and I thank the maker that I'm not, I would point blank refuse to trade with anyone who posts total shite to get access to a trading forum. Fact.

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That one is a jdye, he has no interest in the trade section. Actually, I have no idea what his goal is or what he's interested in.

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That one is a jdye, he has no interest in the trade section. Actually, I have no idea what his goal is or what he's interested in.

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:dave:

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That one is a jdye, he has no interest in the trade section. Actually, I have no idea what his goal is or what he's interested in.

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:dave:

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I would like to think that I still understand Dave at this point, as futile a goal as it is.

He's just a fairly common type of below average loon.

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I would like to think that I still understand Dave at this point, as futile a goal as it is.

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Dave is that lonely, bitter guy who doesn't understand why he never fits in. On the other hand, it takes people about 2 seconds to realize why Dave doesn't fit in.

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Shirley a spoon would suffice

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I think she made it fairly clear that she needs a sauce stirrer, it's version 3.1, and it has at least 4 stars/eggs/rainbows to its credit. As soon as she can find a decently reviewed roll of aluminum foil, she'd be set.

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Are you mocking me Mary? How dare you. How DARE you. HOW dare YOU.

I knew I needed the sauce stirrer the moment I saw it in the Lakeland catalogue. It has 3 settings: splash, spray, and napalm, and it frees the hands so that for instance, you can fill the cannelloni tubes while you're waiting for the bechamel sauce to thicken. As I'm sure most of you will know (except Mary because he only eats dogs and noodles), sauces need to be continually stirred to prevent lumps forming. This can be time consuming. I assure you, it makes perfect sense. Does anyone want mine?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

As I'm sure most of you will know (except Mary because he only eats dogs and noodles), sauces need to be continually stirred to prevent lumps forming. This can be time consuming. I assure you, it makes perfect sense. Does anyone want mine?

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Please.

If you just PM me your address, I'll be there directly :balustrade:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

It has 3 settings: splash, spray, and napalm

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:lol:

I did offer the advice with the aluminum foil. It has more uses than just for making hats :dave:

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Please.

If you just PM me your address, I'll be there directly :balustrade:

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My balustrade isn't even pink. If you loved me you'd know that. So no, you can't have my sauce stirrer because you don't deserve it :snooty:

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It has 3 settings: splash, spray, and napalm

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:lol:

I did offer the advice with the aluminum foil. It has more uses than just for making hats :dave:

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Did you change my colon to a semi-colon? The insults never end.

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It has 3 settings: splash, spray, and napalm

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:lol:

I did offer the advice with the aluminum foil. It has more uses than just for making hats :dave:

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Did you change my colon to a semi-colon? The insults never end.

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If that wasn't literal, the joke was lost on me.

I'm torn twixt pretending there is an in-joke Mary doesn't get and revealing that it just looks like a semi-colon because quotes italicise the font.

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I'm torn twixt pretending there is an in-joke Mary doesn't get and revealing that it just looks like a semi-colon because quotes italicise the font.

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I never find myself torn, I cautiously presume the worst.

Cautious pessimism, an excellent combination, especially for a man with your other neuroses. :wacko:

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Cautious pessimism, an excellent combination, especially for a man with your other neuroses. :wacko:

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I was once gifted this book...

http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Neuro...pr_product_top

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Only really shiny ones

What if you train the non-shiny ones to hold up mirrors?