I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

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Originally Posted by manker

Did you see that.
I've gotten so used to Mary being literal to the point of Oleg that I'm even making excuses when you don't allow for her autism.

Ffs. Most tolerant board evar.

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You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.

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That woman was a little skittish last night.
Did you notice all the superfluous and extraneous exclamation marks. Always a sure sign all is not right :smilie4:

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Sometimes I think posts are about me because I forget the fact that I'm not the only woman on here. That's just one of many reasons of course, but yes, she sometimes strangely indulges in bangs.

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Well if you're going to be like that I'll never give you another exclamation mark again :ermm:

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Bangs :pinch:
When I wrote that, I thought; 'she's probably going to call them exclamation points'. Bangs is worse.

But at least now interrobang makes etymological sense to me.

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Just for clarity's sake I wasn't trying to go all programmer nerd on purpose, it was merely the side effect of innuendo.

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No fucking way.

I used the smiley I did because I felt it approximated the emotion I felt fairly accurately and the reason I talked about punctuation labelling is because I'm kinda interested in it :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.

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I thought it was a joint effort :emo:

But anyway, don't blame yourself. You have a vagina and you both chat on a regular basis. This threatens to manifest the polyamorous aspirations and startles the subject. Talking about it is fine, but your physiology lends a tangible threat to our friend's insouciance.
Confusion and timidity are bound to follow.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.

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Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.

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You would have thought that since I was first to diagnose her I would be the first to make allowances, yet strangely all I seem to do is confuse and bully her. :dave: was right. That Woman is a monster.

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Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.

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You need to appear magically at her balustrade first to tell her you don't want to have any contact with her anymore. :snooty: Then you get to do the death-threats. For more stalking tips you should ask your most frequent blog poster. :dave:

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Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.

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You need to appear magically at her balustrade first to tell her you don't want to have any contact with her anymore. :snooty: Then you get to do the death-threats. For more stalking tips you should ask your most frequent blog poster. :dave:

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I was doing Oleg, not Dave. I'll reserve the Dave threats for when she calls me a narcissist.

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You need to appear magically at her balustrade first to tell her you don't want to have any contact with her anymore. :snooty: Then you get to do the death-threats. For more stalking tips you should ask your most frequent blog poster. :dave:

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I was doing Oleg, not Dave. I'll reserve the Dave threats for when she calls me a narcissist.

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How am I supposed to know which homicidal nut-job you are impersonating this week? It was 50/50 I was going to get it right unless I bought a vowel, I naturally assumed it would be :dave: since you have dedicated a blog to his particular episode of the Twilight Zone :idunno:

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since you have dedicated a blog to his particular episode of the Twilight Zone :idunno:

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Have you adopted the Dave Mantra and read way too deep into the creation of that site? I wasn't just fucking with Dave when I explained its origin, it was really supposed to be just a visual joke.

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since you have dedicated a blog to his particular episode of the Twilight Zone :idunno:

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Have you adopted the Dave Mantra and read way too deep into the creation of that site? I wasn't just fucking with Dave when I explained its origin, it was really supposed to be just a visual joke.

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No I just thought that :dave: was more your pet nutter than Oleg, but if you want to be selfish and have them all to your self then fine be greedy. :snooty:

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No I just thought that :dave: was more your pet nutter than Oleg, but if you want to be selfish and have them all to your self then fine be greedy. :snooty:

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Pet? I'd hate to imagine what else your horses have to go through if you could qualify Dave and Oleg as my pets.

You are sometimes so pedantic as to be almost exasperating, I don't know whether it is the merkin culture thing, or whether nuance is sometimes just a vague acquaintance? But now that you have sucked the fun out of the joke I will explain: I meant pet as in pet project, not as in a literal pet animal to tether and feed.

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You are sometimes so pedantic as to be almost exasperating, I don't know whether it is the merkin culture thing, or whether nuance is sometimes just a vague acquaintance? But now that you have sucked the fun out of the joke I will explain: I meant pet as in pet project, not as in a literal pet animal to tether and feed.

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We are both posting as our archetypes at the moment.

Yes, I must confess as I was typing that, I knew, knew mind you, that mary had struck yet again, but as you say I'm posting as my archetype and couldn't help myself, it's so sad to be predictable. :bag:

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Yes, I must confess as I was typing that, I knew, knew mind you, that mary had struck yet again, but as you say I'm posting as my archetype and couldn't help myself, it's so sad to be predictable. :bag:

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You want to be my predictabuddy?

I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on :happy:

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I thought it was a joint effort :emo:

But anyway, don't blame yourself. You have a vagina and you both chat on a regular basis. This threatens to manifest the polyamorous aspirations and startles the subject. Talking about it is fine, but your physiology lends a tangible threat to our friend's insouciance.
Confusion and timidity are bound to follow.

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You're right, it was, my mistake :hug:

:smilie4:

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Fuck you douche bitch before I come over there and shut you up for good and fucking kill you.

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Morning, retarded love puppy! :happy:

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I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on :happy:

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You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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I work in an all female lab, how are you with being a lab lady? :smilie4:

If I put on a mouse-suit, will you inject me with stuff. :smilie4:

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If I put on a mouse-suit, will you inject me with stuff. :smilie4:

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I only work with inbred stock. Are you inbred, Ben? :smilie4:

I could squeeze in to a large french-stick for you. :wub:

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You'll have to 'cus I read the second half of that and went' 'wut' and then I read it again and wtf'd.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm with you and your convoluted and unconventional methods of treatment 100%, Mme Squeams.
I hope she appreciates all the time you're investing in her continued rehabilitation. I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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I work in an all female lab, how are you with being a lab lady? :smilie4:

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I don't think I'd be very good at it.

I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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I could squeeze in to a large french-stick for you. :wub:

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I don't know what that means but okay :naughty:

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I don't think I'd be very good at it.

I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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I'm not sure you could take the pace. You can't even run around a football pitch for 90 minutes, let alone a lab for 8 hours. We'd kill you :console:

In other news, I have just flirted with two men in one post. I am officially at the height of my powers :01:

Haven't we already established that you're a civil servant. You can't kid me now that there would actually be any work type work to do.
Won't we just be sitting around, chatting about periods and flicking through shoe magazines or whatever :unsure:

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Haven't we already established that you're a civil servant. You can't kid me now that there would actually be any work type work to do.
Won't we just be sitting around, chatting about periods and flicking through shoe magazines or whatever :unsure:

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We might let you do that for a bit but won't you get bored watching us do all the science things? I suppose if you can make tea that might keep you occupied.....

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Haven't we already established that you're a civil servant. You can't kid me now that there would actually be any work type work to do.
Won't we just be sitting around, chatting about periods and flicking through shoe magazines or whatever :unsure:

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We might let you do that for a bit but won't you get bored watching us do all the science things? I suppose if you can make tea that might keep you occupied.....

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I can buzz the seventeen year old and tell her to get her sweet ass upstairs because it's coffee o'clock if that's what you mean by making tea.
Can I bring her?

This is all getting a bit confusing.
Stop teaching me new things that I didn't specifically decide to learn.

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I can buzz the seventeen year old and tell her to get her sweet ass upstairs because it's coffee o'clock if that's what you mean by making tea.
Can I bring her?

This is all getting a bit confusing.
Stop teaching me new things that I didn't specifically decide to learn.

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:lol:

Ok. You'll have to fill in a CV and send in a recent, up-to-date photo of your cock. Just the head and shoulders will do. kthnx.

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I've noticed that the more Mary is required to think, the more pedantic she gets, until the exchange degenerates into blow-by-blow deconstruction of semantics. I've decided to frustrate this process by replying in detail along a slightly dissimilar vein to her previous comment. I'll let you all know how I get on :happy:

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If I were to paste that template onto what just transpired between Artie and myself, you're saying Dave is a subject that requires thought. To be fair, you've attempted to focus the origination of rumination from my mind, but it still dons your stamp of credibility. However, given that the Rubik's cube of a personality breakdown of Dave revealed a Bazooka Joe, I'm aghast at the notion that you feel the subject of Dave is anything other than a sequence of neuron misfires.

That's how you do dissimilar vein, noob.

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I work in an all female lab

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Do any of them know the difference between a ketone and a carboxylic acid, or do you all just wash off your fingernail polish with vinegar?

I should have multiquoted earlier, otherwise I end up with way too many posts in a row

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I'll be like the lab guy who assiduously observes and looks stern.

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The stern looking ones are the ones who are wondering around looking to sop up the credit. They also say things like, joint effort.

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I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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Is this also why I sometimes confuse you for a gay?

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I can buzz the seventeen year old

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So, is that your official sweet spot then? If you're not trying to play favorites with numbers, just go with nubiles.

OK, let's round it out with sequential post #5. If I was patient, I wouldn't have spent so much time trying to relay my sentiments and personal outlook, but instead, referred to The Newsroom S01E04 and said "kind of like that".

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I should have multiquoted earlier, otherwise I end up with way too many posts in a row



The stern looking ones are the ones who are wondering around looking to sop up the credit. They also say things like, joint effort.

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I've been the only male in an otherwise all female working environment for 12 years and I happen to quite like it.
Better that I stick to being the lab guy :smilie4:

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Is this also why I sometimes confuse you for a gay?

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I can buzz the seventeen year old

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So, is that your official sweet spot then? If you're not trying to play favorites with numbers, just go with nubiles.

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The problem with my sweet-spot is that it doesn't play favourites with numbers. Hawt is hawt. If you can call it a problem, it's not really. I haven't got beaten up by an angry dad since I was 23.

I have no idea why you would mistake me for a homosexual, you shiny-sugar-dolphin.

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I have no idea why you would mistake me for a homosexual, you shiny-sugar-dolphin.

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If I were to be specific, I think it's because you talk about hunky men often. Or maybe a deeper reason since I never know who the hell you're talking about and just assume they must be hunky men.

he's got a pierced navel, if that helps...

It's pierced on the wrong side for being a ghey. So my niece informed me recently.
So that doesn't even count.

And also, there isn't a man alive who doesn't admire the physical perfection of a Cristiano Ronaldo or a Beckham.

Well so much for deleting that pic then.... :glag:

"Pierced on the wrong side" :glag:

I was assuming it was on the outside.....

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Well so much for deleting that pic then.... :glag:

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CTRL+C, open Fireworks, CTRL+V is like a reflex action for me...

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Well so much for deleting that pic then.... :glag:

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CTRL+C, open Fireworks, CTRL+V is like a reflex action for me...

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You know you're off Skweeky's christmas card list don't you?

She'll forgive me :happy:

I did her a really good piece of photoshopping once that made her very popular in her place of employment, I think by making fun of the office fucktard...