only if it is scent first class
what can a tin can do that a can cant?
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only if it is scent first class
what can a tin can do that a can cant?
drink from a tin cup
Why are violets blue and not violet?
they don't want to be a pansy
Why is the television screen always at the front of the box?
because the matter, antimatter inducer must be aligned with the tube's nacelle and the front of the box
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
it is a job for to die son
where does the dust come from in an empty room?
pixie
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
in case you are blind drunk
can cows graze in a coal or oil field?
sure, just light a fire and you got BBQ
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
only pantomime cows
where does all the water go when the tide goes out?
lunch
Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
your nose is running away from your smelly feet
if carrots are good for your eyesight why don't opticians sell them?
the rabbits refuse to grant permission
Is it really possible to have a "civil" war?
As long as you don't take liberties
why don't plums grow exactly in the centre of the tree?
plumb-bob keeps eating the center plums
Why did Noah not swat those two mosquitoes?
because it was not in Russell Crowe's script
did god tell Moses to keep taking the tablets?
no, he said switch to capsules
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
yes, because you will be returning to your previous weight
if you do not put anything between two slices of bread is it still a sandwich?
yup, a jammed sandwich :whistling
Do all screwdrivers belong to Phillip?
especially the one in the Paris underpass
instead of turning left, if you went straight on, would you be right?
No since you obviously are blind!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
one hundred and fifty two
do you have to dress in black to be a terrorist?
only an asshole
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
it's a chance thingy
why does a cat have nine lives
To avoid extinction.
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
if they hold your money, then you're broke
does a bank teller gossip about your bank details?
No, if their wise they won't.
Why is it not wise to wear a hat, dark sunglasses and scarf (bandanna) upon entering a bank?
because you would be indecent if that was all that you were wearing
when jesus walked on water did his followers drown?
drown in debt
When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?
it just means that we are nomad
do all cats use their nine lives?
no, some save for their retirement.
Have we reached a quantum reality yet?
yes and no
when we reach maturity are we asking to get picked?
yes, age ripens us.
Where would one find hot women?
On my Barbie-Q
Where's Idol?
Below the mountain Moses came down from with the 10 Commandments.
How does one delete some of his PM's?
(...or could it just be broke?) :alien:
put a cover over the screen
is it impossible to become adept if one is inept?
Yes
Does stupid breed?
yes, on a large scale but large scales are hard to find.
is it easy to take a fence if you have a large number of posts?
yes, unless they're REALLY stupid in this thread. or yes, it is easy to advance to the other side if you "fence" is made out of envelopes (posts) even many.
When it rains does it pour?
only if you go outdoors
are vegans allowed to eat triffids?
yes
What would one choose for their last meal?