no i think it was the early hours of the morning whe tc was feeling hornyQuote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 July 2004 - 01:02
was this when i was at work?
edit - :ph34r:
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no i think it was the early hours of the morning whe tc was feeling hornyQuote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 July 2004 - 01:02
was this when i was at work?
edit - :ph34r:
like my new avatar? it took em 30 minutes to change it, never try ti when in this state.
stay on topic pleaseQuote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 July 2004 - 01:14
like my new avatar? it took em 30 minutes to change it, never try ti when in this state.
6.2 is average these days???
shit, damn my asian ancestory....i remember when 5 was the average...i felt average then :D :lol:
thatnk gawd for aussie women being sluts...they don't care how big it is, as long as ya got something they'll have it :lol:
Yikes...I saw that guy on crimewatch the other night. :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 July 2004 - 01:14
like my new avatar? it took em 30 minutes to change it, never try ti when in this state.
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[MeTaL] ive been WORKING
[RealitY] working gay ho??
[RealitY] ah ok
[RealitY] :D
[MeTaL] man i must be bored
[RealitY] y??
[MeTaL] im sitting here clipping my toenails
[RealitY] Im smelling mine
[MeTaL] :P
[MeTaL] wow ur worse than me haha
[RealitY] now Im chewing on them
[MeTaL] man i have to go into work an hour early tomorrow
[MeTaL] ahhh STFu
[RealitY] work
[RealitY] o wait I know
[MeTaL] yea, u know, the thing that pays the bills?
[RealitY] Jack In The Box
[MeTaL] no
[RealitY] open ALL holidays lol
[MeTaL] screw Jack in teh fuckin box
[MeTaL] well youre close
[RealitY] u wrk there
[RealitY] not me
[RealitY] shit
[MeTaL] ill say this
[RealitY] :D
[RealitY] fre mayo??
[RealitY] nice
[MeTaL] we have one of our store in every country in the world
[RealitY] luky u
[MeTaL] at least
[MeTaL] jack in the box doesnt
[MeTaL] so
[RealitY] mayo king??
[MeTaL] keep guessing
[MeTaL] nope
[RealitY] sloppy hos express??
[MeTaL] wtf?
[RealitY] MD??
[MeTaL] the big M baybee
[MeTaL] haha
* MeTaL STFU's
[RealitY] u are in fastfood then...
[RealitY] ????
[MeTaL] yes
[RealitY] I NAILED YOU
[MeTaL] sadly
[RealitY] pwned
[MeTaL] it pays the feckin billz
[RealitY] haha
[RealitY] on a holiday WHAT ELSE LOL
[MeTaL] its decent money in my position
[MeTaL] so
[RealitY] nah jus fnny
[RealitY] :D
[MeTaL] im not complaining
[RealitY] that I knew
[MeTaL] its cool i work tomorrow, cause my girl cant see me tomorrow anyway, shes guna be with her family, but i get to spend all monday alone with her :))))
[RealitY] well I jerk myself off all day but I havent paid myseld lately
[RealitY] so I tried to borrow cash at the bnk based on past jerk debts
[RealitY] no luck
[RealitY] fkers
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[DWells55] oh and does anyone have the beastie boys to the 5 boroughs
[Ad.] fffs spider dude would haev them
[DWells55] yeha shame im not on his list
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] must be a reason for that...:P
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] because I have it
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] but you not on mine either
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] he he
[Ad.] FC has it too ;p
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] lol
[Ad.] but i doubt yoru on his list ;p
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] ha ha
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[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] 4:50 in the morning.....fucking dog woke me up
* -FuNkY CaPrIcOrN- is still a little drunk
* -FuNkY CaPrIcOrN- checks the bible
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] not yet
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] sometime today though
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] I will not drink no beer.....
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] for at least 48 hours
* -FuNkY CaPrIcOrN- falls head first into the desk
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[Summer_Linda] Cely stop that
[Summer_Linda] This isnt FUNNY TALK FFS
[Summer_Linda] Or whatever that forum is called
[celerystalksme] Ad wanted to hear that joke so stfu :P
[Summer_Linda] PM him one!
[celerystalksme] no
[Ad.] lmao thats the one
[Ad.] show him yoru tits first linda
[Ad.] then he will
[celerystalksme] nah i still wouldn't...couldn't let a women get her own way...would be the end of the world if that happened :P
[Summer_Linda] Neh he not worth it
[Summer_Linda] :P
[Ad.] now you killed it
[Ad.] i alwasy let woman have their way
[Summer_Linda] You shouldnt
[Summer_Linda] That becomes boring
[Ad.] im soft and layed back
[celerystalksme] Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry when he makes love? A: Mace.
[celerystalksme] yeah ur a limp dick Ad :P
i hadn't posted in here for a while...so may aswell break the silence :lol:
Its all lies...
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[Lamsey] noob, same as usual, phone if ya want me
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] thats all I have to do
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] just phone ya?
[3rd gen noob] ok, will do
[Lamsey] sure fc, my number's 1-800-ONEBROW
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] lol
[3rd gen noob] 1-800-i'masmartarse
[Lamsey] 1-800- i'm 9. (a million 9s)8% more right than gus
[Lamsey] 1-800-decoratingnowseeyoulater
[Rocktron] [Lamsey] sure fc, my number's 1-800-ONEBROW <------- hahahahahhahahahahahh!
[Rocktron] that was ace :lol:
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[blitz813887] gawd i love freshmen =)
[Moses13] shit, why the fuck is my comp giving off really high pitch whining noises?
[fkdup74] uh oh
[azzz] time for a new PC
[azzz] lol
[blitz813887] stop fucking your pc man!
[Spider_dude] [blitz813887] gawd i love freshmen =)<---gay
[blitz813887] she's tired
[Spider_dude] [azzz]<---gayer
[QUOTE][computerfreak76] nah your moms told me after she said she wated the 2 bucks for the blow job she gave me and i told her so fuckin what
[computerfreak76] lol
[RealitY] blah blah
[RealitY] ur ma
[RealitY] ur ma
[RealitY] pffffffffft
[RealitY] ur ma had to make me change for a dollare
[computerfreak76] youve seen threads in forums where the question is who has the biggest dick
[RealitY] so nanny nanny
[RealitY] no I aint
[computerfreak76] i want to see one where the question is who has the smallest dick
[RealitY] start one
[RealitY] ok gotta go
[RealitY] bbl...
[computerfreak76] later
[musicmaster.] where the fuck did he go??? dammit
[computerfreak76] who has the smallest dick in here?
[musicmaster.] you
[musicmaster.] what a question
[computerfreak76] im sure im not the smallest
[musicmaster.] check
* musicmaster. will wait
[computerfreak76] i know how big mine is
[musicmaster.] yes.... but compared to everyone else... you need to check
* musicmaster. is waiting
[computerfreak76] lol
[computerfreak76] thats next to impossible
[computerfreak76] unless everyone tells there size
* musicmaster. thinks CF's is the smallest
[computerfreak76] might be
[computerfreak76] you never know
[computerfreak76] it would suck to have a micropenis
[computerfreak76] only an inch long
[computerfreak76] could you imagine the jokes?
[computerfreak76] guess not
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[tarpd] isnt there another messenger that can talk to msn networks?
[Lamsey] trillian
[tarpd] that many?
:rolleyes:
[whitewiddow] moredun does ass well
[Ad.] ffs how do you allow PMS now
[celerystalksme] kick a bitch in the cunt
[Rocktron] lol
[Ad.] NVM
[Rocktron] it only helps for a few minutes Cel
[celerystalksme] i haven't used that saying in ages
[celerystalksme] then they moan and bitch all over again *sighs*
* Rocktron off to work
[celerystalksme] laters rocky
[Ad.] cya rock
[celerystalksme] wow the fst skin really does look like a dyke's wallpaper
[Ad.] this is pathetic
[Ad.] i dear you to make a topic title kick a bitch in teh cunt
[celerystalksme] ummmmm you want me to be the first person banned in the dyke lounge??
[Ad.] thers no rule against it
[fkdup74] i wanna meet the guy that made the ultimate boot disc
[fkdup74] and kiss his ass
[fkdup74] lol
[FunkadelicSuperCrazyDude] i wanna watch
Fkin 20 minutes...Quote:
(1:29) [musicmaster.] I dont really know how to do the m3u shit
[RealitY] ya u know u could be taggin now instead of yaking
[RealitY] like usual <_<
[RealitY] messy basterd
(1:30) [musicmaster.] coulda shoulda woulda.... but
(1:30) [musicmaster.] I have other things that are more pertinent
[RealitY] Just clik the make m3u in Tag n Rename
[RealitY] lol
(1:30) [musicmaster.] I have lots of scattered shit on my pc which gets cleaned before the tagging gets done
[RealitY] twat
(1:30) [musicmaster.] didnt know t and r did that
(1:30) [musicmaster.] very interesting
[RealitY] lol
[RealitY] ya
(1:30) [musicmaster.] learn something new every day
[RealitY] u can even make write certain
[RealitY] names
(1:31) [musicmaster.] the vikes should be kickin in at any time now
[RealitY] like artist - album.m3u
(1:31) [musicmaster.] make write certtain names?
(1:31) [musicmaster.] I dont get it
[RealitY] u set it up
(1:31) [musicmaster.] no...
(1:31) [musicmaster.] I mean .. what does it do?
(1:31) [musicmaster.] for what?
[RealitY] or just list.m3u
[RealitY] u sure u dont want AGK????
(1:32) [musicmaster.] I had it
[RealitY] lol
(1:32) [musicmaster.] deleted it
(1:32) [musicmaster.] lol
[RealitY] do u have the codec pack
[RealitY] ????
(1:32) * musicmaster. is startin' to buzz
[RealitY] zzzzzzzzzzzz
(1:32) [musicmaster.] I have the codec pack for gk
[RealitY] lol
(1:32) [musicmaster.] if its the same
(1:32) [musicmaster.] then yeah
[RealitY] no KLF
(1:33) [musicmaster.] ummm
(1:33) [musicmaster.] who knows
(1:33) [musicmaster.] I have a lot of codecs though
[RealitY] do u have teh autorunmypccauseimatad.ex file also
(1:33) [musicmaster.] I need a girl... so she can have a lot of kotex
[RealitY] exe
(1:33) [musicmaster.] :)
[RealitY] exe
(1:33) [musicmaster.] where would it beeeeeeeee?
[RealitY] somewhere in your dl fgolder I think
(1:33) [musicmaster.] download?
(1:34) [musicmaster.] ffs
[RealitY] yes
(1:34) [musicmaster.] what dl folder?
[RealitY] Im sure u have it
(1:34) [musicmaster.] you fuckwad
[RealitY] seriously
(1:34) [musicmaster.] I dont keep much in my dl folder
[RealitY] l@@k
(1:34) [musicmaster.] it moves rapidly
[RealitY] ...o
(1:34) [musicmaster.] I would have put it with the app I use
(1:34) [musicmaster.] so I know where it is
[RealitY] well hurry then
(1:34) [musicmaster.] what app??
[RealitY] just l@@k
[RealitY] its very important
[RealitY] I need to kow
[RealitY] know
(1:35) [musicmaster.] I need to know also
[RealitY] -@@-
[RealitY] o
(1:35) [musicmaster.] what program?
[RealitY] the exe
[RealitY] wtf
[RealitY] u ok??
(1:35) [musicmaster.] no
[RealitY] read up^^
(1:35) [musicmaster.] what program would I use it with you fucknut
(1:35) [musicmaster.] klf?
[RealitY] ffs up^^
(1:35) [musicmaster.] right I wouldnt put it in there
(1:35) [musicmaster.] agk?
(1:35) [musicmaster.] I dont have agk
[RealitY] omg
(1:35) [musicmaster.] not the name of the fucking program
[RealitY] no not agk
[RealitY] ffs
[RealitY] ur hopeless
(1:36) [musicmaster.] autorunmypccauseimatad.ex
(1:36) [musicmaster.] autorunmypccauseimatad.ex
[RealitY] omg
(1:36) [musicmaster.] that program?
[RealitY] thats a joke
[RealitY] what the fk u on
(1:36) [musicmaster.] you are a tard
(1:36) [musicmaster.] I told ya
(1:36) [musicmaster.] fucker
[RealitY] do u or not already????
(1:36) [musicmaster.] you dont pay attention
(1:36) [musicmaster.] slow the fuck down
(1:36) [musicmaster.] damn
[RealitY] attention to what??
(1:36) [musicmaster.] what program would I use this codec with?
(1:37) [musicmaster.] say it damn you
[RealitY] u type more than me ffs
[RealitY] y should I slow down ffs...
[RealitY] oh fk this
(1:37) [musicmaster.] I got free nights and weekends on my cell... just call me fucker
[RealitY] nvm
(1:37) [musicmaster.] or type something
(1:37) [musicmaster.] btw
[RealitY] u must have Sprint u lame
(1:37) [musicmaster.] I am on vicodin... did I mention
(1:37) [musicmaster.] ?
(1:37) [musicmaster.] cingular
(1:37) [musicmaster.] actually not free
[RealitY] ya I noticed
(1:37) [musicmaster.] 5000 mins
(1:38) [musicmaster.] sprint sucks cawk
[RealitY] Sprint??
[RealitY] u r
(1:38) [musicmaster.] look up
[RealitY] I know
(1:38) [musicmaster.] up
(1:38) [musicmaster.] yop
(1:38) [musicmaster.] yp
(1:38) [musicmaster.] yp
(1:38) [musicmaster.] u[
(1:38) [musicmaster.] eufpqvk
(1:38) [musicmaster.] regq
(1:38) [musicmaster.] heh
[RealitY] stop it
[RealitY] u lie
(1:38) [musicmaster.] blah
(1:38) [musicmaster.] about a bed I lie
[RealitY] Sprint slut
[RealitY] Sprint ho
(1:38) [musicmaster.] nah... says cingular on my phone
[RealitY] anyway...
(1:38) [musicmaster.] I know... I pay them a lot of money
[RealitY] let me know if u have that later ok??
(1:39) [musicmaster.] have what?
[RealitY] knock it off
[RealitY] <_<
(1:39) [musicmaster.] knock what off?
[RealitY] oh ffs stop it alreday
[RealitY] This aint Abbot n Costello u fag
(1:39) [musicmaster.] you actually never said what you were looking for
[RealitY] ya sure
(1:39) [musicmaster.] you just mentioned AGK
[RealitY] I aint joking
[RealitY] its enough already
(1:40) [musicmaster.] and said the autoresumemyfkingpcbcrealityisfaggyboy.exe
(1:40) [musicmaster.] but seriously
[RealitY] haha ur sooo funnnny
(1:40) [musicmaster.] I honestly didnt see any program
(1:40) [musicmaster.] sersioulsly
[RealitY] I guess not
(1:40) [musicmaster.] are you that lame you cant type it again?
[RealitY] how strange huh??
[RealitY] I did
(1:41) [musicmaster.] umm
[RealitY] 3 times
[RealitY] ffs
(1:41) [musicmaster.] where?
(1:41) [musicmaster.] what is it?
[RealitY] enough
(1:41) [musicmaster.] no
[RealitY] no more
(1:41) [musicmaster.] cuz you said you did... and I still havent see it
[RealitY] ya I noticed
[RealitY] sheesh
(1:41) [musicmaster.] shall I screenshot for you?
(1:41) [musicmaster.] I dont see shit
[RealitY] no plz dont\
(1:41) [musicmaster.] unless you are still talking AGK
[RealitY] Ive had enough of this
(1:41) [musicmaster.] and you havent acknowleged it
[RealitY] 3 times is enough
[RealitY] really
[RealitY] this is out of hand
[RealitY] its almost funny
[RealitY] but it aint
[RealitY] <_<
(1:42) [musicmaster.] 1 time would have been sufficient if you actually typed it ... and then acknowleged that you typed it... right after you typed it.... SO I KNOW WTF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT geeeeez
[RealitY] ya know I actually believe you
[RealitY] :O
(1:43) [musicmaster.] tx
[RealitY] AMAZING
[RealitY] just cant imagine how
(1:43) [musicmaster.] i'm not fucking with you
(1:43) [musicmaster.] one can only go so far
(1:43) [musicmaster.] I am buzzed but not into torturing people
[RealitY] now a total of 4 times, how ridiculous
[RealitY] sheesh
(1:43) [musicmaster.] well... the right girl
[RealitY] huh??
(1:44) [musicmaster.] screenshot
(1:44) [musicmaster.] coming
(1:44) [musicmaster.] brb
[RealitY] 4 times
[RealitY] you can stop now
(1:44) [musicmaster.] stop what?
[RealitY] this
(1:44) [musicmaster.] I am putting something up
(1:44) [musicmaster.] brb
[RealitY] omg
[RealitY] dont you know when to QUIT already
(1:45) [musicmaster.] He Actually Made A Screenie
(1:49) [musicmaster.] I guesss you dont see that
(1:49) [musicmaster.] anyway
(1:49) [musicmaster.] I am out
(1:49) [musicmaster.] later
[RealitY] I think I pissed myself laughing...
[RealitY] You actually made a screenie
[RealitY] lol
:P :P
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Originally Posted by RealitY
Just another reason I try and keep my conversations to a minimal with "reality" cuz my friends, thats not reality!!! its a drug induced frenzy...
20 mins of him trying to tell me that vcd is better than 8 track... who woulda thought?? damn if my pc were as good as his 386, we would all be in serious trouble. :helpsmili :frusty: :no: :frusty: :no: :helpsmili
Crackers Anyone...
:unsure: :unsure:
umm, hmm, nevermindQuote:
[musicmaster.]I met a a man today. he was hawt
[RealitY]I like men
[musicmaster.]we know, but i'm being serious here. i'm seriously considering askng him if he wants to hook up with me
I always had my suspicions that mm was bi, they have been confirmed. Of course i have always known reality was the room gay, he's the only gay in the room, there are no other gays in the room.
Ummm yeah... I remove myself from any knowledge of their homosexual ventures. They can take their lollies and have a circle jerk without me. Thanks!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
:no: :no: :no: :helpsmili
I think you've just let everyone know that we have a gay room on soulseek :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by musicmaster
Nah... that was completely your doing.... so maybe we should change the name to:Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
Callie's Cocks NO FROCKS??
I like my girls with boobies.... hooters mind you!!!! But if the Grets shall be gay.... tell Lamsey.... he needs to look under mousees dress again :w00t:
Ok.... lets close this now GS or get back on the weird conversations.
YEAH@@@!!!!!
And with all this Homofobia, dont you ever wonder why im not hanging on the Ss no more?
P
Yeah... you cute lil' boyz... so keep back :) Or I might have my way with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Afronaut
Hey MusicMaster... you're still here eh?
Mr. Jibbler... havent seen you in decades :w00t:
Where ya hiding these days? I hope things are well... get back with me and we can post some of your weird conversations here also.
OMFG whos Jibbler ffs...
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
s'up Reality, how ya been?
[-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-] I need to go to the store for some Smokes
[Rocktron] hm..
[Rocktron] some never come back when they say that... :)
Too much CSI :
[studly] ok someone please explain to me how my cat opened the door from outside when the door was on a cyinlinder latch
[Spider_dude] he fucked the lock
[Rocktron] Spider?
[Rocktron] stfu
[Rocktron] hehehe
[studly] SHE would have trouble doing that
[Rocktron] happy to see you man!
[studly] I'm serious man
[Rocktron] he's a smart cat
[Rocktron] or ...
[studly] yeah but thats fucking freaky
[studly] I heard the door open
[Rocktron] the burglar is still inside
[studly] went to see wtf was going on and in walks the cat
[Rocktron] get your gun ffs!
[studly] stfu man :ph34r:
[Rocktron] lol
[studly] ok I'm gonna go check all the rooms and cupboards
* Rocktron off
[Rocktron] k
[Rocktron] good luck studly
[studly] thanks :shivers:
[Rocktron] hehe
[Rocktron] or call me at : 555- IM full of shit
[studly] I'm fucking serious man!!!!
[studly] honest
[Rocktron] okay sorry
[Rocktron] checked the house?
[studly] yeah
[studly] found 2 guys
[studly] killed them both
[Rocktron] k
[Rocktron] that's good
[studly] will dispose of bodies in local pig farm
[Rocktron] k good too
[Rocktron] found anything else?
[studly] yeah I found a slice of pizza in the music room
[Rocktron] strange pubes anything like that?
[studly] was a bit old
[studly] nope
[Rocktron] k
[Rocktron] was it yours?
[studly] yes
[Rocktron] the pizza i mean
[Rocktron] k
[studly] there was a half glass of beer too
[Rocktron] hm
[studly] both about 6 months old I think
[Rocktron] dust it for prints
[studly] I have
[Rocktron] and?
[studly] and eaten the evidence
[Rocktron] yours right?
[Rocktron] try the aluminum lamp
[studly] I've used the electrostatic dust lifter
[studly] found what could be traces of paprika
[Rocktron] k k
[Rocktron] hm
[Rocktron] checked the toilet seat yet?
[studly] yes
[Rocktron] and?
[studly] sterile
[Rocktron] k
[Rocktron] and the lamp?
[Rocktron] aluminum i mean?
[studly] lamp was turned off approx 2 hours ago
[Rocktron] tried that
[studly] temp drop would be slow do to energy saver
[studly] prints are mine
[Rocktron] sure?
[studly] yes
[studly] I crossed checked with my file
[Rocktron] so here's the story ....:
[Rocktron] you live alone
[Rocktron] not married
[Ad.] this is pissing me off
[Rocktron] don't cook at all
[Rocktron] and jurk off in tissues
[Rocktron] lol
[studly] yes
[studly] there is seemen everywhere
[Rocktron] is the klite board still alive?
[Rocktron] hahaha
[Rocktron] will put this in there hahaha
* Rocktron gotta go mate :)
[Rocktron] have a good one
[studly] cya dude
:(Quote:
[fkdup74] I'M TEH DUCK HUNT CHAMP AGAIN!
* Disconnected
[fkdup74] bitch :dry:
[Adster] for teh super bowl I really dont care I like both teams just glad the pats are gone
[Rocktron] How much liter does fit in a super bowl? I need to get one if they are cheap enough
[Adster] LOL
[Adster] I cant sleep its too hot
[Rocktron] hehe
[Rocktron] Yeah i hate that too
[Rocktron] The winter is finally setting in here
[Rocktron] (sorry)
[Adster] have to make myself tired as fuck to go to bed
[Adster] haha yeah well summer has well and truely set in here
[Rocktron] so, typing without teh gloves right now?
[Adster] teh gloevs
[Rocktron] uhm.. lol
* Rocktron happy to see you still wear them :P
[Adster] yeah I kinda took em off when having long distance relationship so my girl can understand me got used to not having em :(
[Rocktron] all that for a girl Ad?
[Rocktron] Taking off teh gloves ffs?
* Rocktron bangs his head against hist left Wooden shoe
[Rocktron] -t
[Rocktron] damn a typo