:D Yup, double choc chip ones I make....... only Miss only gets the crumbs:01:
You want some too?
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:D Yup, double choc chip ones I make....... only Miss only gets the crumbs:01:
You want some too?
*cluck, cluck*
I'm in a hella bad mood and want to stab something with my fork.
There's no old ladys lurking on my doorstep, so I guess that will have to wait til breakfast.
Moi? Swear?
Feck off. :no:
No cookies yet, I may stab the postman for nicking them. :lookaroun
I never say no to cookies, but I have the same postman problem as the miss.Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
My lil paranoid mind is starting to suspect a worldwide postmen conspiracy. :dry:
@L: what made you so foul tempered? :unsure:
I fecking hate the world and all that breathes upon it.
And just so you all know, I don't look like fecking Scary, phones4u, Mary. :snooty:
:cry:
Stay away from my cookies, you freebie biscuit snaffler.
I digsy bagsied them first. :01:
:cry: I don't understand it at all, I had the addy's poifect and all.
:unsure: Yeah, why you of the poultry mind Miss? You wanna belt up Guillaume to cheer ya up:naughty:
'k. I'll go to bed on an empty stomach then. :cry1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
s'my precious cookies. :shifty:
No major problems Goddesssss, just feeling under the weather and a lil angst ridden. And I'm not Mary. :dry:
/belts the lot of ya. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ie77/whack.gif
:rolleyes: You didn't honestly think that would work didja Guill :snooty:
:unsure: Who the hell's Mary?
*mud in ya eye so ya can't do us any real damage*
Scary Mary from the Phones4u advert, doofus. :P
You threw mud in my eye?
That will explain why I can't find my lighter. :cry:
I'm finishing me spliffage and tea, then off to where the dreams are made.
Without any cookies. :sniffs:
:dry: Well, I sent the damn things so blame me not you shall :01:
Oh feck, Yoda's taken over again.
:ph34r: Hope you're in a better bloody mood tomorra.
:unsure: You told ya regs yet? Maybe that's what's bothering ya, change is not a good thing methinks.
:frusty: I also think I should stop talking in ridulous riddles and get off me arse and motiviated.
;) G'night Grumblebum:flowers:
I will be in a better mood the morrow as me Pa is making me dinner.
Then the day after I'm going for lunch with me Ma and Aunt.
And the day after that, someone is bringing some green round.
Free lunches and smokeables. :w00t:
Cya laters, ya lazy t'rag. :happy:
Ive tried that many times before and let me tell you... It doesnt work :dry: :ermm: :frusty: :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
:blink: I didn't start getting em until after I'd finished school. I just usually take drugs and sleep it off.
:ohmy: t'rag Lilmissy?
:01:
:) Off again, toodles xxx
Highlight of the day (so far),
Listening to Kyuss - Spaceship landing on blasted speakers.
Fooking wages didn't go in on time, so I'm gonna be slapped with loads of overdraft charges when my debits attempt to come out. :pinch:
happy, happy, joy, joy.
:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Have you been breaking into ancient Egyptian tombs or passing dud coins to old gypsy women?
Nope, I'm just a naturally jinxed mess.
Wanna adopt me? :cry:
Thought Yogi was adopting you, fickle one - plus, I would imagine your ma would have something to say about people adopting her little angel :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Yogi doesn't want me either. :cry:
I'm doomed, I tell's ya.
I think I may go slam my head in the oven door a few times.
too much vodka :01:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I may be wrong but I suspect that will not improve your fortunes. Chocolate and a movie is what you need young lady. Although if pain takes your mind of things just pop around to Gran and tell her she smells like a skunk. :ph34r:
Meh, she always smells like skunk. :lookaroun
It is quite a nice smell when it isn't mixed with musky old people stench.
Maybe I should just call SGG a townie lass.
Sure that will get me a bashing or two.
How is she keeping, btw? :unsure:
Not sure what happened there. :ph34r:
The steroids seem to be doing something as she definitely has a little more colour and energy if a tad hyper (keeping my fingers crossed). She has a cold at the moment though which she assures means she is far too ill to go to school. She only went back last week (and managed to get a punishment exercise on the first day :dry: :dry: ).Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
She wouldn't take kindly to being called a townie though :ph34r: She just recently discovered a goth/punk clothes shop in Glasgow called Hellfire - not good news on the fiscal front.
:P Bless her lil pink socks.
Send her lot's of huggles, and tell her to mend quickly.
Hope you buy her lots of nice, scary stuff to make her feel better. :shifty:
I'm off to have a spliff in the bath, this can only mean more pain. :unsure:
*Bump* :01:
:D Highlight of me day, getting rid of the kiddlywinks and just cracked me first bourbon and coke.
:ph34r: Off oot with the girls...... The Copacabana Club... latin dancing or some such shite. Eek, here's me of the 80's shuffle type if I'm drunk enuff to even get out of me chair.
:tremble: Wish me luck, hopefully back when inebriated :D
Careful with the drinkin', G. That guy probably won't look like Armand Assante in the morning. :dry:
The plans for tonight: watching the league finals with my mates. Don't exactly like footie, but it's always good to have an excuse to get plastered. :shifty:
My day has'nt had any highlights yet, dammit :dry:
*waits for highlight*
*taps foot*
Waaaaaaaaiting :dry:
Oh and Janey, don't worry, I'm sure the Melbourne poooolice is well aware you going out and no doubt are tailing you :P
Jonno :cool:
I electricuted me Ma. :01: :happy:
serves her right for complaining about my bathroom.
Throwing an electric fire into the bath whilst she is having a soak is a bit harsh though. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Highlight tonight - it's Beltane ... so Hi to Gripper and Rat Faced :)
The Green Man and the Maiden handfast and so joined become Lord and Lady. Merry meet indeed! :naughty:
will smiths new album
only heard two songs and neither of them suck. now it's onto the third, and it sounds like 3/3 so far
A friend just come round for a Carling on my doorstep, and told me an intresting story about a nutcase who threatened a 13 year old with a knife last night. Turns out it's the same nutcase I went out on a date with. :ermm:
:fear:
that chav?
Did she kick his ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Yup, the chav.
One of many crazy folk who know where I live. :pinch:
:P Dunno Biggles, but you're probably right.
I've just moved an electronic organ and a bookcase on my own. :01:
/lives up to my "I'm not very smart, but can lift heavy things" badge. :flex's:
:ohmy: Holy crap, I actually venture out into the world for a change and it all goes to crap in here.
Jonno makes a rare appearance (I wish the police hadda tailed me, woulda been better eye candy than I saw tonight), Lilmiss' chave fella turns out to be really, truly scary after all and Guill is thinking I'm wearing me 'beer goggles'. No such luck, probly shoulda :lol:
:D I have a similar badge here LM, tho I've got a 3 seater couch that's been in my carport for about a month that I need a hand with. Get your arse over here and help me will ya?
Buy me the plane ticket and I will move anything for you. :flex's more:
A one way ticket will do. :fear:
I have another badge which reads, "Fat people are hard to kidnap."
Isn't that just the truth. :ermm:
:fear: A one way ticket?? You planning on staying or swimming back?
:lol: I like your other badge, oooooooo you should send me some badges
Just cos
erm...... I'm worth it :01:
My pals lil boy has a badge making kit, so I make 'em meself. :01:
Kinda, I just nick amusing quotes off t-shirts.
Staying, although I think your spiders may scare me back again. :fear:
Well, I've rearranged my bedroom and done a general clean up.
Now all I gotta do is 'ave a shower, and wait for the troup to arrive with alcohol supplies and food stuffs. :shifty:
;) Is it with his permission or do you just dive into his room and elbow him outta the way so you can get to his kit:lol:
:rolleyes: Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work :blink:
:D Sounds like a good night in, far more interesting than me night out.
I'm gonna find some grub and get meself off to bed. I should be able to have a sleep in tomorra so good luck and make sure they take pics of whatever they do to ya when your in a vegetive state:P