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Morning, Barbs.
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I can get you a discount if you're after Dell stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
What discount do you get Skweeks.
Rumour has it she gets a discount on Dell stuff from Dell.
10 percent off the website price, or I can get you some refurbed stuff as well.
yo guys sup
22" or above refurbed, talk to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
http://www.e4.com/media/pbcPhEVpbP2SiiqsFDkdF1.jpg
:lol:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsuNnrzWuE[/youtube]
win! :lol:
I've seen that before somewhere. :sneaky:
If they'd not put those cards on, you could totally print that out and play with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
You spent far too much time photieshopping that to come up with a subpar result. You should have just copied the community policing border over.
^^what she said.
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Originally Posted by Skiz
If only I could get those 2 minutes back. :cry:
So we went to the supermarket this morning, on the way back this big 4x4 with a trailer full of wood pulled out onto the road, got hit by a taxi, spun round, bounced over the central reservation, went through a bus shelter, down a hill into a Vauxhall garage...
Gem went to give first aid, just got a call from the police, the guy is in hospital, but he's stable.
Scary business. If we'd left the store 2 seconds earlier, that truck would've gone into us :s
Attachment 6141 uhh :unsure:
Nice sheets Tesco, effective in hiding stains yes?
That is nasty Mr.Tesco. Nasty and wrong. Nasty and wrong to the max. :no:
I've got pins and needles in my right foot. Someone do something!
I've just pulled a muscle whilst being sick. Tonight, I'm mostly going to be feeling sorry for myself :cry:
Poor skweeks. This might cheer you up.
I got a massive blister within minutes of arriving at work yesterday. Minutes later, I broke it open. I then got loads of eggshell paint in it. Got home and then spilt some spicy, dipping sauce on it.
Tried to make a plaster out of a pink post-it note. Failed. Now it's all raw, pink and painty with a bit of spice. :mellow:
I bet it isn't as bad as feeling sick constantly for nearly three weeks :snooty:
What jawb is u doing these days benchie?
Youse fucking nancies.
I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.
Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.
Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.
Win.
Pansies. :rolleyes:
I did that not so long ago - those wee paring knives are deadly to the max. Like Chalice I continued my duties :unsure: although I did wonder about all the blood in the washing up water and whether that was a social faux pas.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.
Does lying beside someone who has it count?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I can comment upon the general fallout of your condition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
And frankly, I'd rather be the one projecting my stomach-lining ceilingwards, if it's all the same to you.
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Hoi. My injury is horrendous. Proof.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/556/dscf2432t.jpg
I'm not a pansy. I just think they make pretty flowers and like pretty flowers. So there. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Squirrel aids?Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseHoi. My injury is horrendous. Proof.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/556/dscf2432t.jpg
I'm not a pansy. I just think they make pretty flowers and like pretty flowers. So there. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I didn't think that thro' . Thanks Les.
look how sticky that mouse is.. benches u filthy motherfukin rodent wash ur hads once in a while
Lick my bawls.
Zed rawks everybodys' sawks but his own.
Sad fact!!
Am i so see through?
Would be nice.
Jellyfish
That's why I like you, Zed.Quote:
Originally Posted by zedaxax
You have the courage to be an utterly incomprehensible bastard.
I lolled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Lineker on MOTD