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looking for a small a4 printer wot doesn't take up a of of space but they're all massive :eyebrows:
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been looking for a second jawb today, just something shit where i can be rude to people and not work very hard
got an application form here for asda and on the form is a picture of a black person and an old person, im surprised neither are in a wheelchair :dabs:
also i rang up matalan to see if they're hiring,
....hello
hello?
....hello
Is that Matalan?
...yeah
Oh, do you have any partime job vacancies?
...part time job interviews?
No, vacancies
...Oh, i'll go check
*a good 5mins passed*
...if you hand in a c.v
Yeah?
...yeah
Oh, well thanks?
...Bye
He sounded like an absolute legend :smilie4:
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What about organising Ann Summers parties?
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What about organising Ann Summers parties?
i put posters up in the girls toilets at work all the time but no one ever shows :emo:
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I just cooked the bestest pasta bake evar, like.
Italian tomaties, basil, red pepper, chillies, onions, garlic, chirizo sausage, cheddar and parmasan. It looks fucking scrumdiddlyumptious to the max. Gonna have some garlic bread too, innit.
It's almost a shame to eat it. Might just ogle it for a while. :happy:
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chalice
I just cooked the bestest pasta bake evar, like.
Italian tomaties, basil, red pepper, chillies, onions, garlic, chirizo sausage, cheddar and parmasan. It looks fucking scrumdiddlyumptious to the max. Gonna have some garlic bread too, innit.
It's almost a shame to eat it. Might just ogle it for a while. :happy:
/pics
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bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so :smilie4:
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Something Else
/wood (with bacon in it, obviousment) :smilie4:
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Something Else
Can't be arsed fannying about with the camera, mate.
Sorry man, but that looks a bit rank, like.
My dinner>your dinner. Even science agrees.
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That's quite ok. You venomous harriden. :cry:
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Mr. Mulder
bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so :smilie4:
If it's the one where you can destruct walls and stuff, it's win. I have it on my old xbawks. Wai ahead of it's thyme.
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I got to work in a posh/chav shop place today just got sent the for one day by the company to help them out, a department store it was.
that food looks and sounds delicious. im am mostly eating chips and curry sauce from the chynese.
it should get about 85 quid for doing 4ish hours. sorted. :happy:
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Something Else
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Mr. Mulder
bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so :smilie4:
If it's the one where you can destruct walls and stuff, it's win. I have it on my old xbawks. Wai ahead of it's thyme.
that's the wun, it is soew win its un-trew.
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Alien5
I got to work in a posh/chav shop place today just got sent the for one day by the company to help them out, a department store it was.
that food looks and sounds delicious. im am mostly eating chips and curry sauce from the chynese.
it should get about 85 quid for doing 4ish hours. sorted. :happy:
posh chavs? :blink:
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yeah.
rich area - superficial people - even the chavs were rich.
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phit burds with noice round arses in burberry for the win? :smilie4:
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Afrer a while you ignore them.
one amazingly hot woman walked by me, she looked like a porn star, 30ish years old, long dark hair, dark tan, big bewds, everything was either false or naturally perfect, she wore a zena leather bra-top thing and her side bewb was showing through the gap.
:frusty:
wow.
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Alien5
Afrer a while you ignore them.
one amazingly hot woman walked by me, she looked like a porn star, 30ish years old, long dark hair, dark tan, big bewds, everything was either false or naturally perfect, she wore a zena leather bra-top thing and her side bewb was showing through the gap.
:frusty:
wow.
http://207.199.174.56/img/MyUpbSWWrr_no-wai-6.jpg
pics!1111111 :o
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That's quite a vivid description of something you ignored AllenS.
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:O
Californication S03E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Dexter S04E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Curb Your Enthusiasm S07E02 720p HDTV x264-aAF
The Cleveland Show S01E01 720p HDTV x264-CTU
Family Guy S08E01 Road to the Multiverse PDTV XviD-FQM
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen 720p BluRay x264-HUBRiS
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:O
Californication S03E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Dexter S04E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Curb Your Enthusiasm S07E02 720p HDTV x264-aAF
The Cleveland Show S01E01 720p HDTV x264-CTU
Family Guy S08E01 Road to the Multiverse PDTV XviD-FQM
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen 720p BluRay x264-HUBRiS
just smashed the gym and feel like a God :smilie4: gonna watch half that shit now while eating a whole chicken ftw :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
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Evening cunts.
Taking the day orf tomorrow, innit. Waiting for me mate to come down and pick me up.
We're gonna get wopped out to the max tonight, go mushroom picking in the morning, and try to find a specific edition of Plato's Republic for him in the afternoon.
True story.
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backfromgymsup, beans and brown rolls tonight, bitchez :smilie4:
(family guy was epic win, american dad was shit because half the characters in it are in fact shit, the cleveland brown show is semi win, the bear in it is epic win)
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çup
Fuck off and don't come back, you cunt.
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In other news...
Hello my lovelies.
And Allen.
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Alien5
just visiting
:wave:
Only joking, mate.
Hello.
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bitchez :smilie4:
You called. Sir. :smilie4:
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:smilie4:
just shaved my bawls and my chest :smilie4:
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thank fuck its payday in two hours! :eat:
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im feeling very drowsy
just took 3 milligrams of melatonin
night :happy:
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Alien5
im feeling very drowsy
just took 3 milligrams of melatonin
night :happy:
Not joking, Allen, but do you have ADHD?
It would explain a few things, like.
Why don't you just do a bong or something else?
Or do something else.
But not Benjamin.
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You could do a bong at something else's plaice.
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wow i remember the first one of these from years ago
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The first one of what. :blink:
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Alien5
im feeling very drowsy
just took 3 milligrams of melatonin
night :happy:
Not joking, Allen, but do you have ADHD?
It would explain a few things, like.
Why don't you just do a bong or something else?
Or do something else.
But not Benjamin.
No i avoid cannabis because the strong stuff gave me Psychosis. I gave up in my mid 20's. gotta go get ready for werk. :wave: