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Originally Posted by manker
That's gonna work forever. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky[EditPIC]Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Indeed :happy:
Checking in, checking out, will be at a conference all day.
Stoopid Conference>FST friends who are here for you every day sharing laughter, camaraderie, and info about wanking habits.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Well, at least we know your priorities. :snooty:
I could seamlessly do both if the mobile skin wasn't horrible. I'm not presenting this time around, just out to support some of my labmates who are.
I'm home with the WORST head cold I can remember. This thing is ridiculous. Disgusting. Painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
At least I don't have to go to a conference. :01::D
EDIT- Think I'll follow Snee's rec, and give John Carter a shot. A DVD version just came out...
No that's fine. You watch the film that Snee recommended in the review right under the film that I recommended.
It's fine. I don't mind at all. I just like typing stuff for no discernible reason.
I'm absolutely cool with the whole thing.
Oh, did you post a review, too? I'll take a look. I'm sure it was cute. :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually, it was right under Idol recommending "The Hunger Games". I can't make this up.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm over it.
I might take the internet off the hook and do some work.
-flounce-
Thanks, I remember that. I think I'll take Idol's rec, too. Now if there was only one more suggestion, I'd have a full day of movie watching. Anyone?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyActually, it was right under Idol recommending "The Hunger Games". I can't make this up.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've got a recommendation. It's a tragi-comedy called your face :snooty:
I'll look for it on the shelf where yer mom keeps her family pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Your face > your mom.
Everyone knows that.
I look forward to our next battle of wits, Moriarty.
If only I had a face as evil as my mother. That would so totally rock! I'd just sneer at babies and make 'em drop their ice creams, and stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now, I'm off to bed. This cold<*
I'm proper wopped this Saturday afternoon. I'm doing it as revenge for a car-boot sale. I''m foregoing sex to get this revenge.
I need some clarification re the sex you gave up, was it ugly sex? self sex? lazy sex or good sex? if it was anything but the last it wasn't really much of a sacrifice, and you were probably better of getting fucked up, than getting fucked. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Let's just say that she had to go to a car fucking boot sale, when she shoulda hada being taking care of my non-car-boot sale needs. Let's say more than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI need some clarification re the sex you gave up, was it ugly sex? self sex? lazy sex or good sex? if it was anything but the last it wasn't really much of a sacrifice, and you were probably better of getting fucked up, than getting fucked. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Let's say she went to a car-boot sale at a crucial point in our relationship. There was nothing to be done except getting wopped. Let's say.
The selfish bitch fer feck's sake!!!!! :censored:
You knows it. Car-fucking-boot-sale, indeed.
Tell me more.
I need to get the same kind of revenge as I'm getting the weirdest texts. I gave that Kindle Fire to my missus and put some books on it for her, there was this trilogy she asked for by E. L. James called 50 Shades Darker. It sounded like your average housewife tripe. It's actually a twisted tale of S&M.
She's started talking about handcuffs and blindfolds, texts me with complete filth and has started to refer to her vagina as her 'sex'. I liked it better when she called it a 'foof'.
We've lived together for five years. I can't be arsed with all that effort.
This car-fucking-boot sale was given gravity by the love-fucking-affair she has with the PT fucking A. Polystyrene cups of sugary poison take precedence over my cawk.
She thinks she owes them something for putting up with my out-there insane daughter.
Anyway, I'm still wopped.
That'll probably teach her :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
So what do I have to do. Just get pished and post pish and then go to sleep. I've got to go to a wedding party tonight, that should facilitate the getting pished part.
Get pished for a starter for ten. Go to sleep. Get back up again. Things have a way of working themselves out when you're not involved.
Otherwise, call in some homers and get wopped. You knows it makes sense.
:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavois
They do! I've noticed that. If I take a back seat and pretend to be busy in work, I'll come home later and stuff will be sorted.
I'll make a start on the Sauvignon of the Blanc variety.
Your sagacity is appreciated around my parts.
Actually oh literary addicted one, the NYtimes best seller list fell of the interwebs and into my download folder in author sorted mobi format if you are interested?
That should make your Kindle Fire bulge at the seams? :blink:
That sounds like an ideal idea. I've not got access to the Kindle Fire now, she's wrist deep in mucky books and doesn't let it out of her sight. I'd like to put them onto my old fashioned Kindle 4 though :]Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Thanks for that, matey.
Twelve thousand posts.
So how did you manage 40,000 poasts in eight years manker? Nobody like you in real life?
Technically, it's about half that. I didn't visit at all for three years and a half years and had another half-year off in 2006.
The answer is that I post either in work or when everyone's gone to bed at home, so I've got no distractions while doing so. This very thread and its various incarnations must surely account for half the number. I used to use it like most people used msn. I still would given half a chance.
mulder is gone and with him the best of it.
Sad but true story. Damn you, the bad aids.
Judging by his facebewk, which I freshly stalked the other week, he has some kind of constant female companion these days.
Female, you say? What species?
One of the sofa dwelling, clingy types. I can tell by looking.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
She'll have a myriad of electronic tracking devices at her fingertips and a symbiotic life force which will wane when Mulder is in work, only to be reinvigorated when he returns to make her dinner. Which will be half a lettuce on some cracker-bread.
The over-worked male companion will then tend to the weakened female until the weekend when she flourishes and displays her full plumage. They step outside the erie and interact in complicated social situations with other like minded couples. The males can be seen wistfully staring into their pint while the females cackle triumphantly about their electronic tracking devices.
But apart from sucking the internets out of him, I'm sure she is very nice :mellow:
Jesus, nature is cruel to the max like a fox.
He gets wopped now.
I am downloading some Castle.
Had a couple of episodes I'd never gotten around to watching, until idle linked some youtube clip from it, and said it sucked.
So I watched them, and got some more, and watched those, and then got some more, and have now watched it up to episode 7, season 4.
Thanks, idle.
Kinda makes me glad for having a troubled past, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee